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meet you at 7 PM: that way she will have eaten already. Chicks
are always uncomfortable eating in front of guys they’ve just met. Never
take her out to dinner until at least the third date.

Where. Have her meet you in a cool, funky bar that is not too loud. Never
pick her up. Have her meet you there. This way she’ll feel more
comfortable having her own car; and you can also make an easy escape if
necessary. Pick a table or corner of the bar where you can sit close to her.
Avoid big booths; they make it hard to touch her.

How. There are several basics that every dude should follow on the first
date:
1. Keep Em Drinking
2. Don’t Say Anything Stupid
3. Make Em Laugh
4. Touch Them Once In a While (use to emphasize a joke or point). This
will show her that you are interested in her and break the ice.
I also like to buy them a shot to loosen them up for the first kiss. The
easiest way to accomplish this is to wait until they go to the bathroom and
order it while they’re gone. That way they can’t object. I recommend
ordering something sweet and with a kick: Layered B-52’s are money,
baby!

The First Kiss. This is where most dudes blow it. Never, ever wait until
you get to the car or (God Forbid) you have driven her home! Kissing on doorsteps is an urban legend that only works in the movies. Instead, try the
surprise attack. Once you leave the bar just grab em and kiss em. Simple,
but effective. Try brushing your lips against the corner of her mouth and
then pull her close and slowly kiss her. Do not, I repeat, Do not grab any ass
yet.

If the surprise attack works you should break it off first. I recommend no
more than 30 seconds. Then as you walk her back to her car she’s feeling
pretty good about it and you can have another makeout session or two along
the way. When you get to her car pull her waist close to you and give her a
long passionate kiss. You stop it first, say good night and walk away.
Don’t tell her you had a good time, and definitely don’t tell her you’ll call
her….just walk away. It’ll keep her wondering ‘til you call …chicks like to
wonder….it’s romantic and titillating for them.

The Second Date. This time, you can pick her up. I prefer to try to get a
little love at the door to break the ice. At least give her a hug and kiss on the
neck here. She’ll think you’re happy to see her…they always let you, so go
for it.

You can do whatever you want for the evening. I like to take her to a bar
then club dancing: chicks love to dance. You could also take her to a bar
and then dinner if you want. I would avoid movies at all cost; they tend to
put you both to sleep. You could also cook dinner for her at your house. In
any case, your goal is to get her back to your place, or hers if she wants.
Don’t wait until you are ready to go home; instead, ask her early. Say “I
have a really nice bottle of wine at my place…why don’t we go over there
and have a glass of wine, and then I can bring you home in an hour or so.”

Once she is on your turf, she’ll be putty in your hands. An advanced
technique guaranteed to speed up your time to the promise land is what I
call the saving myself line. It’s quite simple. When you’re making out on
the couch or wherever, try telling her (with a strait face) that you never
sleep with women unless you’ve been dating them for at least a month.
Then shut up!. This will process through her mind for a while and then
she’ll become the aggressor. Chicks love a challenge. Four out of five
times she’ll jump your bones that night.

Who Pays & When
The rules are as follows: You are the guy, so you pay 100% for the first
month of any relationship. I know this sounds like bullshit, but its part of
the game. Then, and only then, do you