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take them home
that night. However, the odds of pulling them out of there are only good if
its after 12:45 and/or getting near closing time. Try kissing her neck or
cheek. If she responds and you’re making out in the bar..then you’re taking
her home. Say something like “let’s go over to my house. I live really
close and have a nice bottle of wine. I’ll make sure you get home in an hour
or so. The so is usually the next day.

Beer Goggles. If your friends say don’t do it..then don’t. Dudes will rarely
say anything unless she is either really hot, or is total swag. When they cry
swag…go home alone

Talk It Out Later With Your Boys. Always laugh about what worked
and didn’t the next day with your friends who were with you. It helps get
you psyched and you’ll learn from your mistakes and theirs. Always watch
what you say though. It’s a good habit to say “having sex” versus
“banging.” If a chick hears you saying “yeah, so I’m banging this broad
and..” they your done, but if she hears you say “I’m having sex with this
girl and…” then your still golden.

Blind Dates & Set-Ups
Never, ever, ever go out on a blind date! It’s a totally uncomfortable
situation that is bound to fail miserably. Instead, go for the setup if you can dig one up. I usually try fishing around my friend’s girlfriends and or my
female co-workers. Ask her if she has any cute friends. If she says yes, get
some details and ask for a physical description (preferably a picture). Ask
her to bring her friend to happy hour the next week. This will allow you the
chance to check her out, talk to her, and ask her for her phone number if you
see fit. 30-40% of chicks are closet matchmakers…take advantage of that if
you can.

IV. Calling Her After You Get The Number
Calling Chicks. After you get a number, you should always wait two days
then call.
If She Answers Be yourself, funny, talkative etc. ; tell her about
your great weekend, what you did etc. If she doesn’t remember
you right away, don’t let it phase you….just keep going, she’ll
eventually catch up; or else she’ll be curious enough to want to
check you out anyway.

If No Answer. ALWAYS ASSUME EVERY CHICK HAS
CALLER ID!! If you call back repeatedly she’ll think you’re a
stalker and you ain’t getting any. Don’t’ leave a message. This is
an advanced technique that works like a charm. If you call and get
her machine, simply hang up. The chick will see your name and
rack her brains to remember you. Even if she doesn’t remember
you, more times than not she’ll still call you back.

If she doesn’t call you back, wait a day and then call, but be sure to
block your number (*67 then dial # after dialtone). If you try *67
and get a message saying “we’re sorry, but this number does not
accept blocked calls,” then you know she definitely has caller id..
Try her first at 6 PM (no message) and then at 10 PM from your
cell phone. Leave a message that you are heading out for the night
and if she gets in soon she can try you at ______#, or else you’ll
try her tomorrow. Keep this up every other day after that with a
single evening call, but don’t leave another message. She knows
you called and has your number. Play the cool guy or she’ll think
you’re a freak. If no response within a week, bail and convince
yourself that the beotch wasn’t worth it anyway.

V. The First Date
When. Always go for a weeknight; Thursday is best. Most women will let
go and stay out later on Thursdays then they will on other nights. This is
due to a widely held belief that there is only one more day of work left and
that one can make it on less sleep and more booze. I also prefer
weeknights, because if you are having fun you can stay out late with her. If
it sucks you can always say “I’ve got a big meeting in the morning and have
to get up early.” You can easily bail by 9 PM if she turns out to be a skank
or a bitch.

Have her