was only not a livery--bent 
down a knee as proud as Lucifer's to supplicate my lady's good graces, 
or run on his honour's errands. It was here, as he was writing at 
Temple's table, or following his patron's walk, that he saw and heard 
the men who had governed the great world--measured himself with 
them, looking up from his silent corner, gauged their brains, weighed 
their wits, turned them, and tried them, and marked them. Ah! what 
platitudes he must have heard! what feeble jokes! what pompous 
commonplaces! what small men they must have seemed under those 
enormous periwigs, to the swarthy, uncouth, silent Irish secretary. I 
wonder whether it ever struck Temple, that that Irishman was his 
master? I suppose that dismal conviction did not present itself under the 
ambrosial wig, or Temple could never have lived with Swift. Swift 
sickened, rebelled, left the service--ate humble pie and came back again; 
and so for ten years went on, gathering learning, swallowing scorn, and 
submitting with a stealthy rage to his fortune. 
Temple's style is the perfection of practised and easy good-breeding. If 
he does not penetrate very deeply into a subject, he professes a very 
gentlemanly acquaintance with it; if he makes rather a parade of Latin, 
it was the custom of his day, as it was the custom for a gentleman to 
envelope his head in a periwig and his hands in lace ruffles. If he wears 
buckles and square-toed shoes, he steps in them with a consummate 
grace, and you never hear their creak, or find them treading upon any 
lady's train or any rival's heels in the Court crowd. When that grows too 
hot or too agitated for him, he politely leaves it. He retires to his retreat 
of Shene or Moor Park; and lets the King's party and the Prince of 
Orange's party battle it out among themselves. He reveres the 
Sovereign (and no man perhaps ever testified to his loyalty by so 
elegant a bow); he admires the Prince of Orange; but there is one 
person whose ease and comfort he loves more than all the princes in 
Christendom, and that valuable member of society is himself, 
Gulielmus Temple, Baronettus. One sees him in his retreat; between his 
study-chair and his tulip-beds, clipping his apricots and pruning his 
essays,--the statesman, the ambassador no more; but the philosopher, 
the Epicurean, the fine gentleman and courtier at St. James's as at 
Shene; where in place of kings and fair ladies, he pays his court to the
Ciceronian majesty; or walks a minuet with the Epic Muse; or dallies 
by the south wall with the ruddy nymph of gardens. 
Temple seems to have received and exacted a prodigious deal of 
veneration from his household, and to have been coaxed, and warmed, 
and cuddled by the people round about him, as delicately as any of the 
plants which he loved. When he fell ill in 1693, the household was 
aghast at his indisposition: mild Dorothea, his wife, the best companion 
of the best of men-- 
"Mild Dorothea, peaceful, wise, and great, Trembling beheld the 
doubtful hand of fate." 
As for Dorinda, his sister,-- 
"Those who would grief describe, might come and trace Its watery 
footsteps in Dorinda's face. To see her weep, joy every face forsook, 
And grief flung sables on each menial look. The humble tribe mourned 
for the quickening soul, That furnished spirit and motion through the 
whole." 
Isn't that line in which grief is described as putting the menials into a 
mourning livery, a fine image? One of the menials wrote it, who did 
not like that Temple livery nor those twenty-pound wages. Cannot one 
fancy the uncouth young servitor, with downcast eyes, books and 
papers in hand, following at his honour's heels in the garden walk; or 
taking his honour's orders as he stands by the great chair, where Sir 
William has the gout, and his feet all blistered with moxa? When Sir 
William has the gout or scolds it must be hard work at the second table; 
the Irish secretary owned as much afterwards: and when he came to 
dinner, how he must have lashed and growled and torn the household 
with his gibes and scorn! What would the steward say about the pride 
of them Irish schollards--and this one had got no great credit even at his 
Irish college, if the truth were known--and what a contempt his 
Excellency's own gentleman must have had for Parson Teague from 
Dublin. (The valets and chaplains were always at war. It is hard to say 
which Swift thought the more contemptible.) And what must have been 
the sadness, the sadness and terror, of the housekeeper's little daughter
with the curling black ringlets and the sweet smiling face, when the 
secretary who teaches her to read and write,    
    
		
	
	
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