considered every concession we made as `a day late and a dollar 
short'--utterly maddening! And what really frosts everyone's ass is that 
she is just as recalcitrant when she argues on behalf of someone else. 
Who the hell is she to care if someone feels unfairly treated by us?" 
"Well, of course I'm still using the only frame of reference that I have 
which is her personnel file and from what I can see she was as much 
`sinned against as sinner'." 
"That might have some validity up to the point where she openly and 
publicly challenged the president of this university," retorted Henry 
waving the file he was holding in Jonathan's face for emphasis, "but not 
anymore." 
"You mean she picked on The Pope, Henry?" 
 
Chapter 3 
John T. Pope had been president of Belmont University for nearly 
twelve years. Because of his belief in his own infallibility, he soon 
became referred to as The Pope. He greatly increased the senior 
administrative staff which now occupied one whole wing of the 
administration building. This wing was known as the Vatican and when 
a person spoke of kissing the Pope's ring, it was well understood what 
part of the Pope's anatomy they were referring to. The slew of vice 
presidents, associate vp's and assistant vp's around the president were 
soon called the Vee's. Most people believed Vee was short for vice 
president but insiders knew it really stood for vestigial virgins. 
He located the personnel office close by the Vatican. It was the 
administration's muscle and the buffer between it and the so-called
support staff. Patterned after the military, it was directed by, and key 
positions held by former military men. The military analogy persists 
throughout the university structure. Upper administration and faculty 
are designated as officers. 
In order to insure staff cooperation, President Pope had created a 
company union called the Staff Association. To keep tabs on the 
members, he appointed the director of personnel an ex-officio member. 
The current director, Greg Harrison, attended every meeting, answered 
questions, directed staff activities and channeled them into acceptable 
areas. 
"Yes, I do," Henry continued glowering. "A year after Trenchant got on 
the Staff Association, she was elected its chair and that body turned 
from being a very convenient rubber stamp into a cohesive, 
confrontational group of people. She was reelected unanimously for a 
second term and during those two years she managed to upset nearly 
everybody in the Vatican--especially, The Pope. It seems, from what I 
was told when I was appointed academic vp, that during this time a 
great deal of energy was directed toward damage control. 
"Nothing worked with her. All the tried and true methods of threat or 
blandishment had no affect. She didn't seem to notice or understand 
that if she played ball she would become more important than the staff 
she represented. 
"She and the Staff Association encouraged the rest of the staff to bring 
problems to their office. We had almost daily calls from the Attorney 
General's Office because she advised women to make complaints if 
they were discriminated against or harassed. She even boxed in Mark, 
the university attorney, and just four years ago, she made a shambles of 
personnel by kicking Greg, the director, out of the Staff Association. 
"And that's not all. Under her direction, the Staff Association started to 
by-pass personnel altogether. They investigated several grievances and 
represented the grievers they felt were abused by the system. 
"They started a staff newsletter to inform everyone about their rights--
especially concerning sex discrimination and sexual harassment. The 
staff was told to stay away from the affirmative action office, which 
was described as a tool of the personnel department, and take their 
complaints directly to the Attorney General-- they even printed her 
phone number, for Christ's sake. . . . "Trenchant and a committee met 
with a federal EEOC investigator. He was presented with a list of staff 
and faculty positions with a notation of the total number and how many 
were held by women. The investigator was here to make sure the 
university was in compliance for a million dollar federal research 
grant." 
Surprise suffused Jonathan's face. "How did she get that information, 
Henry? I thought that was one of our better kept secrets." 
The Vee exploded. "We were exceedingly careful never to publish 
anything like that. Members of the Staff Association went through the 
campus directory to compile the list. Took a lot of time, but they kept at 
it." 
"Sonofabitch!" 
"Yeah," agreed Henry. Lyle gave her a faculty appointment to get her 
out of staff politics. He had her teaching every semester with the hope 
that she'd be too busy to cause anymore trouble. Next thing we know, 
she's threatening to sue the NERD for plagiarism. You know the rest 
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