They could not alter the date of the death; they could not 
alter the date of the wedding; perhaps it would seem rather more 
possible to alter the date of the birth. At any rate, that is no business of 
mine. I have set the story down because it seemed a curious and 
interesting episode, but it is nothing to me who succeeds or ought to
succeed to this or that title or estate. For my own part, I am inclined to 
hope that the baby's prospects in life will not be wrecked by the absurd 
Russian habit of using the Old Style. 
To return to serious questions, the customs-barrier between----" 
Mr Jenkinson Neeld laid down his friend's Journal and leant back in his 
chair. 
"Really!" he murmured to himself. "Really, really!" 
Frowning in a perplexed fashion, he pushed the manuscript aside and 
twiddled the blue pencil between his fingers. The customs-barrier of 
which Josiah Cholderton was about to speak had no power to interest 
him. The story which he had read interested him a good deal; it was an 
odd little bit of human history, a disastrous turn of human fortunes. 
Besides, Mr Neeld knew his London. He shook his head at the Journal 
reprovingly, rose from his chair, went to his book-case, and took down 
a Peerage. A reminiscence was running in his head. He turned to the 
letter T (Ah, those hollowly discreet, painfully indiscreet initials of 
Josiah Cholderton's! Mysteries perhaps in Baxton, Yorks, but none in 
Pall Mall!) and searched the pages. This was the entry at which his 
finger stopped--or rather part of the entry, for the volume had more to 
say on the family than it is needful either to believe or to repeat:-- 
"Tristram of Blent--Adelaide Louisa Aimée, in her own right 
Baroness--23rd in descent, the barony descending to heirs general. 
Born 17th December 1853. Married first Sir Randolph Edge, Bart.--no 
issue. Secondly, Captain Henry Vincent Fitzhubert (late Scots Guards), 
died 1877. Issue--one son (and heir) Hon. Henry Austen Fitzhubert 
Tristram, born 20th July 1875. The name of Tristram was assumed in 
lieu of Fitzhubert by Royal Licence 1884. Seat--Blent Hall, Devon----" 
Here Mr Neeld laid down the book. He had seen what he wanted, and 
had no further concern with the ancestry, the ramifications, the abodes 
or possessions of the Tristrams of Blent. To him who knew, the entry 
itself was expressive in what it said and in what it omitted; read in 
conjunction with Josiah Cholderton's Journal it was yet more eloquent.
By itself it hinted a scandal--else why no dates for the marriages? With 
the Journal it said something more. For the 20th is not "early in July." 
Yet Mr Neeld had never heard--! He shut the book hastily and put it 
back on the shelf. Returning to his desk, he took up the blue pencil. But 
on second thoughts this instrument did not content him. Scissors were 
to his hand; with them he carefully cut out from the manuscript the 
whole account of Mr Cholderton's visit to Heidelberg (he would run no 
risks, and there was nothing important in it), dated it, marked it with the 
page to which it belonged in the Journal, and locked it away in a 
drawer. 
He felt resentful toward his dead friend Josiah Cholderton. If there be a 
safe pastime, one warranted to lead a man into no trouble and to 
entangle him in no scandals, it would seem to lie in editing the Journal 
of a Member of Parliament, a Commercial Delegate, an Inventor of the 
Hygroxeric Method of Dressing Wool. Josiah Cholderton had--not 
quite for the first time--played him false. But never so badly as this 
before! 
"Good gracious me!" he muttered. "The thing is nothing more nor less 
than an imputation on the legitimacy of the son and heir!" 
That same afternoon he went over to the Imperium to vote at the 
election of members. It struck him as one of the small coincidences of 
life that among the candidates who faced the ballot was a Colonel 
Wilmot Edge, R.E. 
"Any relation, I wonder?" mused Mr Neeld as he dropped in an 
affirmative ball. But it may be added, since not even the secrets of club 
ballots are to be held sacred, that he bestowed one of a different sort on 
a certain Mr William Iver, who was described as a "Contractor," and 
whose name was familiar and conspicuous on the hoardings that 
screened new buildings in London, and was consequently objectionable 
to Mr Neeld's fastidious mind. 
"I don't often blackball," he remarked to Lord Southend as they were 
sitting down to whist, "but, really, don't you think the Imperium should 
maintain--er--a certain level?"
"Iver's a devilish rich fellow and not a bad fellow either," grunted my 
lord. 
 
II 
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