me. I've no use for cocktails. I never touch a drop of 
stingo before twelve at noon or after twelve at night. I agree with old 
Bluegrass. Bluegrass was post surgeon at the Presidio when the Second 
Artillery came out in '65, right on the heels of the war, and he did his 
best to welcome them--especially Breck, their adjutant, also a 
Kentuckian. Then he was ordered East, and he left Breck his blessing, 
his liquor case, and this admonition--Breck told it himself. 'Young 
man,' said he, 'I observe you drink cocktails. Now, take my advice and
don't do it. You drink the bitters and they go to your nose and make it 
red. You drink the sugar and it goes to your brain and makes it wopsy, 
and so--you lose all the good effects of the whiskey'! Haw, haw, haw!" 
It was a story the genial old soldier much rejoiced in, one that Stannard 
had bet he would tell before dinner was half over, and it came with 
Doyle and the chickens. The kindly, wrinkled, beaming face, red with 
the fire of Arizona's suns, redder by contrast with the white mustache 
and imperial, was growing scarlet with the flame of Bentley's cherished 
wine, when in sudden surprise he noted that the junior officer present, 
seated alone at his right (there was no other girl in all Camp Almy to 
bid to the little feast, and Mrs. Stannard, in mourning for a brother, 
could not accept), had turned down the little sherry glass. Thirty years 
ago such a thing was as uncommon in the army as fifty years ago it was 
unheard of in civil life. For one instant after the young officer's 
embarrassed answer the veteran sat almost as though he had heard a 
rebuke. It was Mrs. Archer who came to the relief of an awkward 
situation. "Mr. Harris believes in keeping in training," she ventured 
lightly. "He could not excel in mountain scouting without it. The 
general's scouting days are over and we indulge him." Indeed, it wasn't 
long before it began to look as though the general were indulging 
himself. Claret presently succeeded the sherry, but not until Bentley's 
health had been drunk again and the orderly summoned from the front 
porch to go, with the general's compliments, and tell him so. "This 
claret," he then declared, "is some I saved from the dozen Barry & 
Patton put aboard the Montana when I came round to Yuma last year. 
It's older than Lilian," this with a fond and playful pinch at the rosy 
cheek beside him, "and almost as good. No diluting this, Mr. Willett," 
for he saw that young officer glancing from the empurpled glass to the 
single carafe that adorned the table, its mate having met dissolution 
when the general's chest was prematurely unloaded in Dead Man's 
Cañon en route to the post. "Dilute your California crudities all you 
like, but not the red juice from the sunny vines of France. No, sir! 
Moreover, this and old Burgundy are the wines you must drink at blood 
heat. No Sauturnes or Hocks or champagnes for us fire worshippers in 
Arizona! Lilian here and my blessed wife yonder don't like these red 
wines for that reason. They want something to cool their dainty palates, 
but men, sir, and soldiers---- What's this, Bella, Bellisima?
Salad--French dressing--and cool, too! Bravissima, my dear! How did 
you manage it? The olla? Why, of course! Cool anything. Cool my old 
head, if need be. Hey, Willett?" 
And all this time, when not chatting with the debonair officer at her 
side or saying a word to his bronzed, sun-dried, silently observant 
comrade opposite, Lilian's fond eyes forever sought her father's 
rubicund face, love and admiration in every glance. All this time, even 
while in cordial talk with her guests, Mrs. Archer never seemed to lose 
a look or word from her soldier liege; never once did her winsome 
smile or joyous laugh fail to reward his sallies; never once came there 
shade of anxiety upon her beaming face. "The General" was the head of 
that house, and they were his loyal subjects. They even sipped at the 
outermost ripple of the thimbleful of claret each had permitted Doyle to 
pour. Even when a loud "cloop" in the dark passageway to the kitchen 
told that another bottle was being opened as the omelet came in, borne 
aloft by white-robed Suey, crowned with red poppies and blue blazes, 
and set triumphantly before the mistress of the feast, Harris could 
detect no flutter of disapprobation. Even when, later still, the general's 
eager hand, stretching forth for the dusky flagon (it was sacrilege to 
sweep away those insignia of age and respectability), managed to 
capsize the candelabrum and sent the fluid "adamantine" spattering a 
treasured table-cloth (how quick    
    
		
	
	
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