The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI

The Wit and Humor of America,
Volume VI.
by Various

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THE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICA
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VOL. VI

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THE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICA
EDITED BY MARSHALL P. WILDER
Volume VI
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MDCCCCXI, THE THWING COMPANY

CONTENTS
PAGE Abou Ben Butler John Paul 1167 Advertiser, The Eugene Field
1101 After the Funeral James M. Bailey 1146 Apostasy of William
Dodge, The Stanley Waterloo 1084 Ballad of Grizzly Gulch, The
Wallace Irwin 1073 Banty Tim John Hay 1173 Bear Story, The James
Whitcomb Riley 1047 Book-Canvasser, The Anonymous 1113 Bully
Boat and a Brag Captain, A Sol Smith 1208 Bumblebeaver, The
Kenyon Cox 1145 Casey at the Bat Ernest Lawrence Thayer 1148
Chad's Story of the Goose F. Hopkinson Smith 993 Colonel Carter's
Story of the Postmaster F. Hopkinson Smith 1052 Comic Miseries John
G. Saxe 1121 Coquette, The John G. Saxe 1127 De Gradual
Commence Wallace Bruce Amsbary 1164 Evening Oliver Wendell

Holmes 1175 Fairport Art Museum, The Octave Thanet 1062 Famous
Mulligan Ball, The Frank L. Stanton 1103 Genial Idiot Discusses the
Music Cure, The John Kendrick Bangs 1105 Grains of Truth Bill Nye
985 Her Valentine Richard Hovey 1117 It Pays to be Happy Tom
Masson 1170 James and Reginald Eugene Field 1171 Jones Lloyd
Osbourne 1007 Latter-Day Warnings Oliver Wendell Holmes 1168
Lost Chords Eugene Field 1080 Love Sonnets of an Office Boy S.E.
Kiser 1056 Martyrdom of Mr. Stevens, The Herbert Quick 1151
Merchant and the Book-Agent, The Anonymous 1124 Modern Farmer,
The Jack Appleton 1083 Mosquito, The William Cullen Bryant 1199
Mr. Dooley on the Game of Football Finley Peter Dunne 1059 My First
Cigar Robert J. Burdette 1204 My Philosofy James Whitcomb Riley
1076 Octopussycat, The Kenyon Cox 1112 Old Settler, The Ed. Mott
1177 Owl-Critic, The James T. Fields 1196 Paintermine, The Kenyon
Cox 1100 Shonny Schwartz Charles Follen Adams 1206 Society Upon
the Stanislaus, The Bret Harte 1078 So Wags the World Anne Warner
1092 Spring Feeling, A Bliss Carman 1129 Talking Horse, The John T.
McIntyre 1185 Thompson Street Poker Club, The Henry Guy Carleton
1140 Thoughts fer the Discuraged Farmer James Whitcomb Riley 1081
"Tiddle-iddle-iddle-iddle-bum! bum!" Wilbur D. Nesbit 1202
Unconscious Humor J.K. Wetherell 998 Up and Down Old
Brandywine James Whitcomb Riley 1003 Verre Definite Wallace
Bruce Amsbary 1183 Wasted Opportunities Roy Farrell Greene 1132
Weddin', The Jennie Betts Hartswick 1134 Welsh Rabbittern, The
Kenyon Cox 1120 When the Allegash Drive Goes Through Holman F.
Day 1214 Wild Boarder, The Kenyon Cox 1163
COMPLETE INDEX AT THE END OF VOLUME X.

GRAINS OF TRUTH
BY BILL NYE
A young friend has written to me as follows: "Could you tell me
something of the location of the porcelain works in Sèvres, France, and
what the process is of making those beautiful things which come from

there? How is the name of the town pronounced? Can you tell me
anything of the history of Mme. Pompadour? Who was the Dauphin?
Did you learn anything of Louis XV whilst in France? What are your
literary habits?"
It is with a great, bounding joy that I impart the desired information.
Sèvres is a small village just outside of St. Cloud (pronounced San
Cloo). It is given up to the manufacture of porcelain. You go to St.
Cloud by rail or river, and then drive over to Sèvres by diligence or
voiture. Some go one way and some go the other. I rode up on the
Seine, aboard of a little, noiseless, low-pressure steamer about the size
of a sewing machine. It was called the Silvoo Play, I think.
The fare was thirty centimes--or, say, three cents. After paying my fare
and finding that I still had money left, I lunched at St. Cloud in the
open air at a trifling expense. I then took a bottle of milk from my
pocket and quenched my thirst. Traveling through France one finds that
the water is especially bad, tasting of the Dauphin