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Title: The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.)
Author: Various
Editor: Marshall P. Wilder
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THE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICA
In Ten Volumes
VOL. I

[Illustration: MARSHALL P. WILDER Drawing from photo by
Marceau]

THE WIT AND HUMOR OF AMERICA
EDITED BY MARSHALL P. WILDER
Volume I
Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London
Copyright MDCCCCVII, BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY Copyright
MDCCCCXI, THE THWING COMPANY

CONTENTS
PAGE Anatole Dubois at de Horse Show Wallace Bruce Amsbary 152
Billville Spirit Meeting, The Frank L. Stanton 188 British Matron, The
Nathaniel Hawthorne 192 Champion Checker-Player of Ameriky, The
James Whitcomb Riley 156 Colonel Sterett's Panther Hunt Alfred
Henry Lewis 98 Cry from the Consumer, A Wilbur D. Nesbit 190
Curse of the Competent, The Henry J. Finn 14 Darby and Joan St. John
Honeywood 166 Day We Do Not Celebrate, The Robert J. Burdette
134 Deacon's Masterpiece, The; or, The Wonderful "One-Hoss Shay"
O.W. Holmes 9 Deacon's Trout, The Henry Ward Beecher 212
Disappointment, A John Boyle O'Reilly 191 Distichs John Hay 65

Down Around the River James Whitcomb Riley 29 Enough Tom
Masson 213 Experiences of the A.C., The Bayard Taylor 116 Feast of
the Monkeys, The John Philip Sousa 183 Fighting Race, The Joseph
I.C. Clarke 214 Grammatical Boy, The Bill Nye 16 Grizzly-Gru
Ironquill 174 John Henry in a Street Car Hugh McHugh 177 Laffing
Josh Billings 171 Letter from Mr. Biggs, A E.W. Howe 69 Medieval
Discoverer, A Bill Nye 31 Melons Bret Harte 1 Menagerie, The
William Vaughn Moody 24 Mrs. Johnson William Dean Howells 74
Muskeeter, The Josh Billings 181 My Grandmother's Turkey-Tail Fan
Samuel Minturn Peck 219 Myopia Wallace Rice 151 Odyssey of K's,
An Wilbur D. Nesbit 209 Old Maid's House, The: In Plan Elizabeth
Stuart Phelps 60 Organ, The Henry Ward Beecher 217 Partingtonian
Patchwork B.P. Shillaber 20 Pass Ironquill 91 Pettibone Lineage, The
James T. Fields 196 Psalm of Life, A Phoebe Cary 207 Purple Cow,
The Gelett Burgess 13 Quarrel, The S.E. Kiser 68 Similar Cases
Charlotte Perkins Gilman 56 Simple English Ray Clarke Rose 19
Spelling Down the Master Edward Eggleston 138 Stage Whispers
Carolyn Wells 195 Teaching by Example John G. Saxe 91 Tragedy of
It, The Alden Charles Noble 194 Turnings of a Bookworm, The
Carolyn Wells 182 Wanted--A Cook Alan Dale 35 What Mr. Robinson
Thinks James Russell Lowell 131 When Albani Sang William Henry
Drummond 92 When the Frost is on the Punkin James Whitcomb Riley
169 Why Moles Have Hands Anne Virginia Culbertson 202 Wouter
Van Twiller Washington Irving 109 Yankee Dude'll Do, The S.E. Kiser
136
COMPLETE INDEX AT END OF VOLUME X.

FOREWORD
EMBODYING A FEW REMARKS ON THE GENTLE ART OF
LAUGH-MAKING.
BY MARSHALL P. WILDER.
Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the

world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish. Laughter is not
for yourself, but for others. When people are happy they present a
cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for
happiness is as contagious as a yawn. Of all the emotions, laughter is
the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or
child to happiness.
Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?
God never gave a man a greater gift than the power to make others
laugh, unless it is the privilege of laughing himself. We honor, revere,
admire our great soldiers, statesmen, and men of letters, but we love the
man who makes us laugh.
No other man to-day enjoys to such an extent the close personal
affection, individual yet national, that is given to Mr. Samuel L.
Clemens. He is ours, he is one of us, we have a personal pride in
him--dear "Mark Twain," the beloved child of the American nation.
And it was through our laughter that he won our love.
He is the exponent of the typically American style of fun-making, the
humorous story. I asked Mr. Clemens one day if he could remember the
first money he ever earned. With his inimitable drawl he
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