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Title: The Triple Marriage 
Author: N. Destouches, translated by Frank J. Morlock 
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THE TRIPLE MARRIAGE 
BY 
DESTOUCHES 
Translated and Adapted 
By Frank J. Morlock C 1982 
 
CHARACTERS: 
Mr. Matthews, an old man Elizabeth, his daughter Walter, his son Mr. 
Manly, Elizabeth's husband Anna, Elizabeth's maid The Countess Polly, 
Walter's wife Sophie, Matthew's wife Trim, Walter's valet Jeremy, 
Manly's valet Belinda, a little girl about ten years of age Mr. Nugent A 
troop of dancers 
 
Scene: A room in Matthews' house. 
Matthews No, I cannot be perfectly happy. I had a wife and she died. 
Out of decency, I mourned her. Secretly, I rejoiced to be delivered from
a tyrant who controlled my slightest breath and wanted to rule my 
inclinations after twenty years of marriage. I thought her death would 
leave me free.-- Now, I am a slave to my children, who force me to go 
against my own wishes, and to preserve decency, without which I dare 
not proceed. I have to be careful my affairs are not noised about all 
over town. I have a son who is bigger than I am: what a mortification 
for a father who doesn't wish to renounce the world! I have a sweet and 
pretty daughter--who doesn't want to be a nun. So, to preserve decency, 
I have to marry her off. What an aggravating necessity for a father who 
loves his own comfort more than his daughter! What role should I 
play?-- For the time being better keep them amused, so as to have time 
to arrange matters in the way I wish. 
(Enter Anna.) 
Anna What's going on, sir? I've just seen I don't know how many men 
down there getting drunk. What guzzlers! They've already emptied 
more than thirty bottles, and they complain they are dying of thirst. 
Who are they? 
Matthews They're dancers and musicians. 
Anna They drink like marines. 
Matthews Well, aren't they doing their job? 
Anna Only when they drink at somebody else's expense. I ought to 
watch them. But, sir, if you please, why have you brought this 
bacchanalia into your home? Are you giving a ball tonight? 
Matthews Yes, child, I intend to give a kind of ball tonight, or rather a 
little concert mixed with dancing. That's what I brought these 
musicians and dancers for. 
Anna Better take away the drink then, for if they continue as they've 
begun, you will have to carry them home. 
Matthews Never mind, don't worry about it--the more they drink, the 
better they sound. 
Anna Well done! And how were you able to bring yourself to have 
such a party--you, a sworn enemy to such diversions? 
Matthews I have reasons for it which everyone will learn before long. 
Besides, as my daughter is a little bored, I thought a little diversion like 
this would cheer her up. 
Anna It's true that music and dancing are pleasant, but I don't think this 
is exactly what your daughter