The Tale of Mark the Bunny 
By Lewis Shiner 
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One spring it stopped raining in early March and didn't start again. 
There was one very well-off bunny in the village who had a large 
burrow and lots of food saved up. He wasn't worried about the drought 
at all. The other bunnies, though, looked at the purple-red nettles 
withering in the fields and the mayweed that hadn't even flowered and 
wondered if they were going to have enough food to get them through 
the next winter. 
The very well-off bunny was named Albertus, but everybody called 
him Big Al--at least they called him that when they were sure he 
couldn't hear them. Big Al was in fact a very large bunny with long, 
white, silky fur. He had lots of land that his parents had left to him, and 
he never let any of the other bunnies gather food there. The story was 
that Big Al had sat on the one bunny who tried to make off with some 
of his carrots until the small bunny begged for mercy. After Big Al let 
him up, the small bunny moved to another village. 
One morning a dozen or more bunnies sat around the village square, 
licking the dew off the dried and wrinkled clover to quench their thirsts, 
and talking about the drought. There was still a bit of a cool breeze 
from Possum Creek, a mile or so away. Sophie Bunny, who was large 
and sleek, with a black circle around one eye, was there with her 
husband Lenny and their youngest, Ralph, who still lived at home with 
them. 
"I don't mind telling you," Lenny said, "I'm getting a little scared by all
this." Lenny was a small, tan bunny with buck teeth and big cheeks like 
a chipmunk. 
"No need to be afraid," said the short, overweight Reverend Billy 
Bunny, the village's spiritual leader. "The Easter Bunny will provide." 
He sat, as he usually did, by the thick green hawthorn bush in the 
middle of the square--although the bush was neither as thick nor as 
green as it had once been. 
"Easter was two weeks ago," said Maria Bunny. "And there's not a 
cloud in the sky." 
"I thought the Easter Bunny just did eggs," little Ralph said. 
"Actually," Lenny said, "so did I." 
"I never really understood what a bunny was doing with eggs in the 
first place," Sophie said, "if you want to know the truth." 
"We could ask Big Al for help," Annie Bunny suggested. "He's got 
enough food for everybody." 
It was well known that Big Al provided the Reverend Billy's food. He'd 
discovered Billy preaching in the village square a few years before and 
liked the fact that most of Billy's sermons were about keeping things 
the way they already were. Since then word had gone around that Big 
Al thought the other bunnies should pay attention when the Reverend 
Billy had something to say, and that he would frown on anyone who 
made fun of him in public. If anybody could talk to Big Al, it had to be 
the Reverend Billy. 
"Well, ah, ahem," Billy said. Ever since he became official, he'd started 
to talk like a much older rabbit. "I think we should remember that the 
Easter Bunny helps those who help themselves." This was exactly the 
sort of thinking that had impressed Big Al. 
"I agree," Annie said. "Let's help ourselves to some of Big Al's food."
Annie's husband Jonathan said, "I don't think that's what he meant." 
Suddenly a bunny no one had ever seen before hopped out from behind 
a tree. He was very thin, with black fur and dark, intense eyes. "I know 
one thing you could do," he said. "You could stop eating all that clover 
while you're worrying about starving to death." 
"Darn it!" Lenny said. "I am eating again." 
"Who are you?" the Reverend Billy asked the stranger. 
"My name is Mark." 
Billy narrowed his eyes. "Are you the same Mark Bunny that used to 
live down by Clearwater Pond? The one that got kicked out of the 
village for being a troublemaker?" 
"I guess I am," Mark said. 
"Uh oh," somebody said. For a few seconds all the bunnies hopped 
around nervously, and when everyone quieted down again Mark had 
lots of space around him in all directions. 
Billy continued to stare at Mark from his high position. "You keep 
moving along," he said. "We don't want your kind around here." 
Mark looked at the other bunnies to see if anyone else wanted to speak 
up. When no one did he said, "Okay," and hopped slowly away. 
* 
Late that afternoon, as Sophie, Lenny, and Ralph headed home to their 
burrow, they saw Mark    
    
		
	
	
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