came on a big ship, and carried me away to be sold to a travelling 
showman. 
It makes my back ache to this day to think of the ring-master's whip. I 
was as quick to learn as any of the other monkeys who were in training, 
but an animal who has done nothing all his life but climb and play can't 
learn the ways of a human being all in one week. I was taught to ride a 
pony and drive a team of greyhounds, and to sit at a table and feed 
myself with a silver folk. One half-hour I was made to be a gentleman, 
and wear a dress suit, and tip my hat to the ladies, and the next I would 
be expected to do something entirely different; be a policeman, maybe, 
and arrest a rowdy dog in boxing-gloves. Oh, I couldn't begin to tell 
you the things I was expected to do, from drilling like a soldier to 
wheeling a doll carriage and smoking a pipe. Sometimes when I grew 
confused, and misunderstood the signals and did things all wrong, the 
ring-master would swing his whip until it cracked like a pistol, and 
shout out, in a terrible voice, "Oh, you stupid little beast! What's the 
matter with you?" That always frightened me so that it gave me the 
shivers, and then he would shout at me again until I was still more 
confused and terrified, and couldn't do anything to please him. 
Stupid little beast indeed! I wished sometimes that I could have had 
him captive, back in the jungles of the old home forest, just to have 
seen which would have been the stupid one there. How long would it 
have taken him to have learned an entirely different way of living, I
wonder. How many moons before he could swing by his hands and 
hunt for his food in the tree-tops? He might have learned after awhile 
where the wild paw-paws hang thickest, and where the sweetest, 
plumpest bananas grow; but when would he ever have mastered all the 
wood-lore of the forest folk,--or gained the quickness of eye and ear 
and nose that belongs to all the wise, wild creatures? Oh, how I longed 
to see him at the mercy of our old enemies, the Snake-people! One of 
those pythons, for instance, "who could slip along the branches as 
quietly as moss grows." That would have given him a worse fit of 
shivers than the ones he used to give me. 
I'll not talk about such a painful subject any longer, but you may be 
sure that I was glad when something happened to the show. The owner 
lost all his money, and had to sell his animals and go out of the 
business. After that I had a very comfortable winter in a zoological 
garden out West, near where we stranded. Then an old white-haired 
man from California bought me to add to his private collection of 
monkeys. He had half a dozen or so in his high-walled garden. 
It was a beautiful place, hot and sunny like my old home, and full of 
palm-trees and tangled vines and brilliant flowers. The most beautiful 
thing in it was a great rose-tree which he called Gold of Ophir. It shook 
its petals into a splashing fountain where goldfish were always 
swimming around and around, and it was hard to tell which was the 
brightest, the falling rose-leaves, or the tiny goldfish flashing by in the 
sun. 
There was a lady who used to lie in a hammock under the roses every 
day and smile at my antics. She was young, I remember, and very 
pretty, but her face was as white as the marble mermaid in the fountain. 
The old gentleman and his wife always sat beside her when she lay in 
the hammock. Sometimes he read aloud, sometimes they talked, and 
sometimes a long silence would fall upon them, when the splashing of 
the fountain and the droning of the bees would be the only sound 
anywhere in the garden. 
When they talked, it was always of the same thing: the children she had 
left at home,--Stuart and Phil and little Elsie. I did not listen as closely
as I might have done had I known what a difference those children 
were to make in my life. I little thought that a day was coming when 
they were to carry me away from the beautiful garden that I had grown 
to love almost like my old home. But I heard enough to know that they 
were as mischievous as the day is long, and that they kept their poor 
old great-aunt Patricia in a woful state of nervous excitement from 
morning till night. I gathered, besides, that their father was a doctor, 
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