The Rocket Book

Peter Newell
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Title: The Rocket Book
Author: Peter Newell
Release Date: November 19, 2005 [EBook #17104]
Language: English
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The ROCKET Book
by PETER NEWELL
HARPER & BROTHERS
NEW YORK
COPYRIGHT, 1912, BY HARPER & BROTHERS

PATENTED JUNE 4, 1912

PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
PUBLISHED OCTOBER, 1912
THE ROCKET BOOK
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THE BASEMENT
When Fritz, the Janitor's bad kid,?Went snooping in the basement,?He found a rocket snugly hid?Beneath the window casement.
He struck a match with one fell swoop;?Then, on the concrete kneeling,?He lit the rocket and--she--oop!?It shot up through the ceiling.
[Illustration: THE BASEMENT]
FIRST FLAT
The Steiners on the floor above?Of breakfast were partaking;?Crash! came the rocket, unannounced,?And set them all a-quaking!
It smote a catsup bottle, fair,?And bang! the thing exploded!?And now these people all declare?That catsup flask was loaded.
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SECOND FLAT
Before the fire old Grandpa Hopp?Dozed in his arm-chair big,?When from a trunk the rocket burst?And carried off his wig!
It passed so near his ancient head?He roused up with a start,?And, turning to his grandsons, said,?"You fellows think you're smart!"
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THIRD FLAT
Algernon Bracket, somewhat rash,?Had blown a monster bubble,?When, oh! there came a blinding flash,?Precipitating trouble!
But Algy turned in mild disgust,?And called to Mama Bracket,?"Say, did you hear that bubble bu'st??It made an awful racket!"
[Illustration: THIRD FLAT]
FOURTH FLAT
Jo Budd, who'd bought a potted plant,?Was dousing it with water.?He fancied this would make it grow,?And Joseph loved to potter.
Then through the pot the rocket shot?And made the scene look sickly!?"Well, now," said Jo, "I never thought?That plant would shoot so quickly!"
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FIFTH FLAT
Right here 'tis needful to remark?That Dick and "Little Son"?Were playing with a Noah's ark?And having loads of fun,
When all at once that rocket, stout,?Up through the ark came blazing!?The animals were tossed about?And did some stunts amazing.
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SIXTH FLAT
A Burglar on the next floor up?The sideboard was exploring.?(The family, with the brindled pup,?Were still asleep and snoring.)
Just then, up through the silverware?The rocket thundered, flaring!?The Burglar got a dreadful scare;?Then out the door went tearing.
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SEVENTH FLAT
Miss Mamie Briggs with no mean skill?Was playing "Casey's Fling"?To please her cousin, Amos Gill,?Who liked that sort of thing,
When suddenly the rocket, hot,?The old piano jumbled!?It stopped that rag-time like a shot,?Then through the ceiling rumbled.
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EIGHTH FLAT
Up through the next floor on its way?That rocket, dread, went tearing?Where Winkle stood in bath-robe, gay,?A tepid bath preparing.
The tub it punctured like a shot?And made a mighty splashing.?The man was rooted to the spot;?Then out the door went dashing.
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NINTH FLAT
Bob Brooks was puffing very hard?His football to inflate,?While round him stood his faithful guard,?And they could hardly wait.
Then came the rocket, fierce and bright,?And through the football rumbled.?"You've got a pair of lungs, all right!"?His staring playmates grumbled.
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TENTH FLAT
The family dog, with frenzied mien,?Was chasing Fluff, the mouser,?When, poof! the rocket flashed between,?And quite astonished Towzer.
Now, if this dog had wit enough?The English tongue to torture,?He might have growled such silly stuff?As, "Whew! that cat's a scorcher!"
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ELEVENTH FLAT
While Carrie Cook sat with a book?The phonograph played sweetly.?Then came the rocket and it smashed?That instrument completely.
Fair Carrie promptly turned her head,?Attracted by the roar.?"Dear me, I never heard," she said,?"That record played before!"
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TWELFTH FLAT
De Vere was searching for a match?To light a cigarette,?But failed to find one with despatch,?Which threw him in a pet.
Just then the rocket flared up bright?Before his face and crackled,?Supplying him the needed light--?"Thanks, awfully," he cackled.
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THIRTEENTH FLAT
Home from the shop came Maud's new hat--?A hat of monstrous size!?It almost filled the tiny flat?Before her ravished eyes.
When, sch-u-u! up through the box so proud?The rocket flared and spluttered.?"I said that hat was all too loud!"?Her peevish husband muttered.
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FOURTEENTH FLAT
Tom's pap had helped him start his train,?And all would have been fine?Had not the rocket, raising Cain,?Blocked traffic on the line.
It blew the engine into scrap,?As in a fit of passion.?"Who would have thought that toy," said pap,?"Would blow up in such fashion!"
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FIFTEENTH FLAT
Orlando Pease, quite at his ease,?The "Morning Star" was reading.?"My dear," said he to Mrs. Pease,?"Here's a report worth heeding."
The rocket then in wanton sport?Flashed through the printed pages.?The lady gasped, "A wild report!"?Then swooned by
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