The Iceberg Express | Page 8

don't, and maybe, cause me no end of trouble."
"Your Royal Highness," began the Polar Bear, "I was hit by a large
piece of ice in the chest."
"In the ice-chest or in the ice-box?" inquired the King, his humor
getting the better of his anger, for he could never let go by an
opportunity to make a pun.
"Your Royal Highness," interrupted the Star Fish, "I wish to state that I
took this little trip for my health. My doctor told me I must go South.
So I boarded the Iceberg Express at Cape Cod, intending to spend the
summer in the mountains."
"In the mountains!" roared King Seaphus. "You don't go to the seashore
for the mountains! You should have gone inland to the White
Mountains or the Catskills--those are well-known summer resorts."
"May it please your Royal Highness," said the Star Fish, stroking his

beautiful purple coat with on eof his five little finger, "I was bound for
the Caribbean Sea, which is as full of mountains as New Hampshire
and Vermont are. Of course, none of them have caps of snow like
Mount Washington, for it's nice and warm in the Caribbean Sea; that's
the reason I want to go there. But, if the Iceberg Express is wrecked,
how am I to continue my journey?"
"Sufferin' mackerel!" exclaimed King Seaphus; this time he uttered the
words aloud and not under his breath, "Sufferin' mackerel! I'll see that
you get there, if I have to charter a special train!"
"But what about my finger?" asked the Star Fish.
"Oh, I'll reimburse you for your ticket," exclaimed the King. "And now,
what can I do for you?" he asked, turning to the Polar Bear.
"Train Porters have very low wages," replied the Polar Bear.
"Very well," answered King Seaphus, " I will see that yours are
doubled," and he waved the two visitors away with a haughty gesture.
The court page then escorted them to the door.
"You heard what I said," cried the King, turning to the Prime Minister.
"Now go to the General Manager of the Sea Bottom Subway and
inform him of my wishes. Also that he must have an express ready to
start for the Caribbean Sea tomorrow morning without fail."
The Prime Minister bowed respectfully and departed.
"Whew!" exclaimed the King, smiling at Mary Louise and his daughter
as soon as the three were again alone, "if that Star Fish wasn't a
walking encyclopedia! He had everything at his five finger-ends!"
"I think I'll take the same train as the little Star Fish," said Mary Louise,
"for I've never been to the Caribbean Sea and I think it must be a lovely
place."
"May I go with Mary Louise?" asked the Mermaid Princess.

"Well, I don't see why not," answered her father, after a pause, "only
you must get back inside of a fortnight, for your mother will be home
by that time."
"I must see that my mother-of-pearl trunk is packed," said the Princess.
"Come with me, Mary Louise." Then curtseying to the King, they
swam up the water stairway to the room of the little mermaid.
The next morning found Mary Louise and the Mermaid Princess
waiting anxiously at the station for the Iceberg Express. On the
platform they recognized among the passengers their little friend, the
Star Fish. In a few minutes the express thundered into the station.
"Watch your step!" yelled the Polar Bear Porter as he helped Mary
Louise and the Princess on board. Then with a rush and a roar the
Iceberg Express started on its journey for the Mountains of the Sea!

The Wreck

Mary Louise and the Mermaid Princess settled themselves back
comfortably in their seats and looked about them. The Iceberg Express
certainly had every convenience. Of course almost everything was
made of ice. But, then, so is most everything in a Pullman car made of
steel. There was really very little difference except that the ice was
much prettier, it was so clear and white, and the moss cushions that
covered the seats were soft and springy. The crystal chandeliers that
hung from the ceiling were resplendent with little twinkling lights, and
the curtains at the ice-paned windows were made of the thinnest spun
ice threads. Even the little drinking cups that were packed in a column,
one within the other, at the ice water tank, were made of thin ice.
"I don't feel the least bit cold," said Mary Louise, turning with a laugh
to her mermaid friend. "Do you?"
"Not the least bit," she replied.

"It's so different, though, from the first train we were on," continued
Mary Louise. "It isn't anything like it really. Why, the first train was
only an ordinary iceberg, don't you remember?"
"That's because we never went