remorseless pity of
woman; years of penitence and tears 
cannot wash
away the stain, nor a life of virtue obliterate its
remembrance. Reputation is the life of woman; yet
courage to protect 
it is masculine and disgusting;
and the only safe asylum a woman of 
delicacy can
find is in the arms of a man of honour. How
naturally, 
then, should we love the brave and the
generous; how gratefully 
should we bless the arm
raised for our protection, when nerv'd by 
virtue and
directed by honour! Heaven grant that the man
with 
whom I may be connected--may be connected!
Whither has my 
imagination transported me--whither
does it now lead me? Am I not 
indissolubly
engaged, "by every obligation of honour which my
own consent and my father's approbation can give,"
to a man who can 
never share my affections, and
whom a few days hence it will be 
criminal for me to
disapprove--to disapprove! would to heaven that
were all--to despise. For, can the most frivolous
manners, actuated by 
the most depraved heart, meet,
or merit, anything but contempt from 
every woman
of delicacy and sentiment? 
[VAN ROUGH without. Mary!]
Ha! my father's voice--Sir!-- 
[Enter VAN ROUGH. 
VAN ROUGH 
What, Mary, always singing doleful ditties, and
moping over these
plaguy books. 
MARIA 
I hope, Sir, that it is not criminal to improve my
mind with books, or 
to divert my melancholy with
singing, at my leisure hours. 
VAN ROUGH 
Why, I don't know that, child; I don't know that.
They us'd to say, 
when I was a young man, that if a
woman knew how to make a 
pudding, and to keep
herself out of fire and water, she knew enough 
for a
wife. Now, what good have these books done you?
have they 
not made you melancholy? as you call it.
Pray, what right has a girl 
of your age to be in the
dumps? haven't you everything your heart can 
wish;
an't you going to be married to a young man of great
fortune; 
an't you going to have the quit-rent of twenty
miles square? 
MARIA 
One-hundredth part of the land, and a lease for life
of the heart of a 
man I could love, would satisfy me. 
VAN ROUGH 
Pho, pho, pho! child; nonsense, downright nonsense,
child. This 
comes of your reading your storybooks;
your Charles Grandisons, 
your Sentimental
Journals, and your Robinson Crusoes, and such 
other
trumpery. No, no, no! child; it is money makes the
mare go; 
keep your eye upon the main chance, Mary. 
MARIA 
Marriage, Sir, is, indeed, a very serious affair. 
VAN ROUGH
You are right, child; you are right. I am sure I
found it so, to my cost. 
MARIA 
I mean, Sir, that as marriage is a portion for life,
and so intimately 
involves our happiness, we cannot
be too considerate in the choice of 
our companion. 
VAN ROUGH 
Right, child; very right. A young woman should
be very sober when 
she is making her choice, but
when she has once made it, as you have 
done, I don't
see why she should not be as merry as a grig; I am
sure she has reason enough to be so. Solomon says
that "there is a 
time to laugh, and a time to weep."
Now, a time for a young woman 
to laugh is when she
has made sure of a good rich husband. Now, a 
time
to cry, according to you, Mary, is when she is making
choice 
of him; but I should think that a young
woman's time to cry was when 
she despaired of
getting one. Why, there was your mother, now: to be
sure, when I popp'd the question to her she did look
a little silly; 
but when she had once looked down on
her apron-strings, as all 
modest young women us'd to
do, and drawled out ye-s, she was as 
brisk and as
merry as a bee. 
MARIA 
My honoured mother, Sir, had no motive to melancholy;
she married 
the man of her choice. 
VAN ROUGH 
The man of her choice! And pray, Mary, an't you
going to marry the 
man of your choice--what trumpery
notion is this? It is these vile 
books [throwing
them away]. I'd have you to know, Mary, if you
won't make young Van Dumpling the man of your
choice, you shall
marry him as the man of my choice. 
MARIA 
You terrify me, Sir. Indeed, Sir, I am all submission.
My will is 
yours. 
VAN ROUGH 
Why, that is the way your mother us'd to talk.
"My will is yours, my 
dear Mr. Van Rough, my will
is yours"; but she took special care to 
have her
own way, though, for all that. 
MARIA 
Do not reflect upon my mother's memory, Sir-- 
VAN ROUGH 
Why not, Mary, why not? She kept me from speaking
my mind all 
her life, and do you think she shall
henpeck me now she is dead too? 
Come, come;
don't go to sniveling; be a good girl, and mind the
main chance. I'll see you well settled in the world. 
MARIA 
I do not doubt your love, Sir, and it is my duty to
obey you. I will 
endeavour to make my duty and
inclination go hand in hand. 
VAN ROUGH 
Well, Well,    
    
		
	
	
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