Ptomaine Street

Carolyn Wells
Ptomaine Street

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PTOMAINE STREET
THE TALE OF WARBLE PETTICOAT
THIRD IMPRESSION PTOMAINE STREET
THE TALE OF WARBLE PETTICOAT
BY
CAROLYN WELLS [BLANK PAGE] TO ROBERTA WOLF
BUEHLER MY BELOVED FRIEND FOREWORD TO A FOOLISH
BOOK
A certain Poet once opined That life is earnest, life is real; But some are
of a different mind, And turn to hear the Cap-bells peal. Oft in this Vale
of Smiles I've found Foolishness makes the world go round.
Ecclesiastes, Solomon, And lots of those who've passed before us,
Denounced all foolishness and fun, Not so the gay and blithesome
Horace; And Shakespeare's Jaques, somewhat hotly, Declared the only
wear is Motley!
We mortals, fools are said to be; And doesn't this seem rather nice? I

learn, on good authority, That Fools inhabit Paradise! Honored by
kings they've always been; And--you know where Fools may rush in.
And so, with confidence unshaken, In Cap and Bells, I strike the trail. I
know just how, because I've taken A Correspondence Course by mail. I
find the Foolish life's less trouble Than Higher, Strenuous or Double.
Dear Reader, small the boon I ask,-- Your gentle smile, to egg my wit
on; Lest people deem my earnest task Not worth the paper it is writ on.
Well, at white paper's present worth, That would be rather high-priced
mirth!
I hope you think my lines are bright, I hope you trow my jests are
clever; If you approve of what I write Then you and I are friends
forever. But if you say my stuff is rotten, You are forgiven and
forgotten.
Though, as the old hymn runs, I may not Sing like the angels, speak
like Paul; Though on a golden lyre I play not, As David played before
King Saul; Yet I consider this production A gem of verbalesque
construction.
So, what your calling, or your bent, If clergy or if laity, Fall into line.
I'll be content And plume me on my gayety, If of the human file and
rank I can make nine-tenths smile,--and thank. [Blank Page]
PTOMAINE STREET
CHAPTER I
On a Pittsburgh block, where three generations ago might have been
heard Indian war-whoops--yes, and the next generation wore hoops,
too--a girl child stood, in evident relief, far below the murky gray of the
Pittsburgh sky.
She couldn't see an Indian, not even a cigar store one, and she wouldn't
have noticed him anyway, for she was shaking with laughter.
A breeze, which had hurried across from New York for the purpose,
blew her hat off, but she recked not, and only tautened her hair ribbon

with an involuntary jerk just in time to prevent that going too.
A girl on a Pittsburgh block; bibulous, plastic, young; drinking the air
in great gulps, as she would later drink life.
It is Warble Mildew, expelled from Public School, and carolling with
laughter.
She had only attended for four weeks and they had been altogether
wasted. In her class there were several better girls, many brighter, one
prettier, but none fatter. The schoolgirls marveled at the fatness of her
legs when, skirts well tucked up, they all waded in the brook. Every
cell of her body was plump and she had dimples in her wrists.
And cheeks, like:
A satin pincushion pink, Before rude pins have touched it.
Her eyes were of the lagoon blue found in picture postcards of Venice
and her hair was a curly yellow brush-heap. Sunning over with
curls--you know,
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