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there was plenty of outright rottenness, too.
He grimaced, grateful that the supercharger on his airsuit filtered out
some of the smell which the thin air carried. He'd thought he was
familiar with human misery from his own Earth slum background. But
there was no attempt to disguise it here.
Ahead, Mother Corey's reared up--a huge, ugly half-cylinder of pitted
metal and native bricks, showing the patchwork of decades, before
repairs had been abandoned. There were no windows, though once
there had been; and the front was covered with a big sign that spelled
out Condemned. The airseal was filthy, and there was no bell.
Gordon kicked against the side, waited, and kicked again. A slit opened
and closed. He waited, then drew his knife and began prying at the
worn cement around the airseal, looking for the lock that had been
there.

The seal suddenly quivered, indicating that metal inside had been
withdrawn. Gordon grinned tautly, stepped through, and pushed the
blade against the inner plastic.
"All right, all right," a voice whined out of the darkness. "You don't
have to puncture my seal. You're in."
"Then call them off!"
A wheezing chuckle answered him, and a phosphor bulb glowed
weakly, shedding some light on a filthy hall. "Okay, boys," the voice
said, "come on down. He's alone, anyhow. What's pushing, stranger?"
"A yellow ticket," Gordon told him, "and a government allotment that'll
last me two weeks in the dome. I figure on making it last six here, and
don't let my being a firster give you hot palms. My brother was Lanny
Gordon!"
It happened to be true, though Bruce Gordon hadn't seen his brother
from the time the man had left the family, as a young punk, to the day
they finally convicted him on his twenty-first murder. But here, if it
was like places he'd known on Earth, even second-hand contact with
"muscle" was useful.
It seemed to work. A huge man oozed out of the shadows, his gray face
contorting its doughy fat into a yellow-toothed grin, and a filthy hand
waved back the others. There were a few wisps of long, gray hair on
the head and face, and they quivered as he moved forward.
"Looking for a room?" he whined.
"I'm looking for Mother Corey."
"Then you're looking at him, cobber. Sleep on the floor, want a bunk,
squat with four, or room and duchess to yourself?"
There was a period of haggling, followed by a wait as Mother Corey
kicked four grumbling men out of a four-by-seven hole on the second

floor. Gordon's money had carried more weight than his brother's
reputation; for that, Corey humored his guest's wish for privacy. "All
yours, cobber, while your crackle's blue."
It was a filthy, dark place. In one corner was an unsheeted bed. There
was a rusty bucket for water, a hole kicked through the floor for waste
water. Plumbing, and such luxuries, apparently hadn't existed for
years--except for the small cistern and worn water-recovery plant in the
basement, beside the tired-looking weeds in the hydroponic tanks that
tried unsuccessfully to keep the air breathable.
"What about a lock on the door?" Gordon asked.
"What good would it do you? Got a different way here, we have. One
credit a week, and you get Mother Corey's word nobody busts in. And
it sticks, cobber--one way or the other."
Gordon paid, and tossed his pouch on the filthy bed. With a little work,
the place could be cleaned enough.
He pulled the cards out of his pouch, trying to be casual. Mother Corey
stood staring at the pack while Bruce Gordon changed out of his airsuit,
gagging faintly as the full effluvium of the place hit him. "Where does
a man eat around here?"
Mother Corey pried his eyes off the cards and ran a thick tongue over
heavy lips. "Eh? Oh. Eat. There's a place about ten blocks back. Cobber,
stop teasing me! With elections coming up, and the boys loaded with
vote money back in town--with a deck of cheaters like that--you want
to eat?"
He picked the deck up fondly, while a faraway look came into his
clouded eyes. "Same ones--same identical ones I wore out nigh twenty
years ago. Smuggled two decks up here. Set to clean up--and I did, for
a while." He shook his head sadly, and handed the deck back to Gordon.
"Come on down. For the sight of these, I'll give you the lay for your
pitch. And when your luck's made or broken, remember Mother Corey
was your friend first, and your old Mother can get longer use from

them than you can."
He waddled off, telling of his plans to take Mars for a cleaning, once
long ago. Gordon followed him, staring at the surrounding filth.
His thoughts