pick it out 
yourself, and likely as not bring me something I don't care for at all? 
Everybody who brings me home souvenirs from Europe brings the 
most hideous things, or else something that I can't possibly use." 
"Why, Marian, dear, I'd be only too glad to have you tell me what you 
want, and I'll do my best to select it just right." 
"Well, Patty, I want a lot of photographs. The kind we get over here are 
no good. But I've seen the ones that come from Paris, and they're just as 
different as day and night. I'd like the Venus of Milo and the Mona Lisa 
and the Victory and--oh, well--I'll make you out a list. There are several 
Madonnas that I want, and several more that I DON'T want. And I do 
NOT want any of Nattier's pictures or a "Baby Stuart," but I do want 
some of Hinde's hair curlers--the tortoise-shell kind, I mean--and you 
can only get them in Paris." 
By this time Patty was shaking with laughter at Marian's list, and she 
asked her if she didn't want anything else but photographs and hair 
curlers. 
"Why, yes," said Marian, astonished; "I've only just begun. You know 
photographs don't cost much over there, and of course the curlers won't
count for a present. I thought you meant to bring me something nice." 
"I do," said Patty, looking at her cousin, who was so comically in 
earnest. "You just go on with your list, and I'll bring all the things, if I 
have to buy an extra trunk to bring them in." 
"All right, then," said Marian, encouraged to proceed. "I want a bead 
bag--one of those gay coloured ones made of very small beads, worked 
in old-fashioned flowers, roses, you know, or hibiscus--not on any 
account the tulip pattern, because I hate it." 
"You'd better write out these instructions, Marian, or I shall be sure to 
get tulips by mistake." 
"Don't you do it, Patty; I'll write them all down most explicitly. And 
then I want a scarf, a very long one, cream-coloured ground, with a 
Persian border in blues and greys. But not a palm-leaf border--I mean 
that queer stencilled sort of a design; I'll draw a pattern of it so you 
can't mistake it." 
"But suppose I can't find just that kind, Marian." 
"Oh, yes, you can! Ethel Holmes has one, and hers came from Paris. 
And you've all winter to look for it, you know." 
"Well, I'll devote the winter to the search, but if I don't find it along 
toward spring I'll give it up. What else, Marian?" 
"Well, I'd like a lot of Napoleon things. Some old prints of him, you 
know, and perhaps a little bronze statuette, and a cup and saucer or 
pen-wiper, or any of those things that they make with pictures of 
Napoleon on. And then--oh! Patty, I do want some Cyclamen 
perfumery. It's awfully hard to get. There's only one firm that makes it. 
I forget the name, but it's Something Bros. & Co., and their place is 
across the Seine." 
"Across the Seine from what?"
"Why, just across. On the other side, you know. Of course I don't know 
across from what, because I've never been to Paris; but everybody who 
has lived there always just says 'across the Seine,' and everybody 
knows at once where they mean. You'll know all right after you've 
lived there a little while." 
"Marian, you're a wonder," declared Patty. "I don't think I ever knew 
anybody with such a perfect and complete understanding of her own 
wants as you seem to have. I hope you haven't mentioned half the 
things I'm to bring you, but don't tell me the rest now. I might change 
my mind about going. But you buy a large blank book and write out all 
these orders at full length, giving directions just when to cross the 
Seine and when to cross back again, and I'll promise to do my very best 
with the whole list." 
"Patty, you're a darling," said Marian, "and I'm almost reconciled to 
having you go when I think of having souvenirs brought to me that I 
really want." 
"Marian," said Patty, struck with a sudden thought, "your idea of the 
difference between desirable and undesirable souvenirs is an interesting 
one. Now I shall bring little gifts to all my friends and relatives, I 
expect, and if you happen to know of anything that would be especially 
liked by Uncle Charlie or Aunt Alice or any of your family, or the Tea 
Club girls, I wish you'd make another list and put those things all down 
for me. It would be the greatest kind of a help." 
Marian promised to do this, and Patty felt sure that she would be glad    
    
		
	
	
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