have mentioned. The major, seeing the way matters were going at 
Castle Ballinahone, endeavoured to set an example of sobriety to the 
rest of the establishment by abstaining altogether from his once 
favourite beverage of rum shrub and whisky punch, although he had a 
head which the strongest liquor would have failed to affect, and he was 
therefore well able to manage everything on the estate with prudence, 
and as much economy as the honour of the family would allow. My 
father was an Irish gentleman, every inch of him. He delighted to keep 
up the habits and customs of the country, which, to say the best of them, 
were not calculated to serve his own interests or those of his family. He 
was kind-hearted and generous; and if it had not been for the rum shrub, 
and whisky-toddy, and the hogsheads of claret which found their way 
into his cellar, and thence into his own and his guests' insides, he would 
have been happy and prosperous, with few cares to darken his doors. 
But the liquor, however good in itself, proved a treacherous friend, as it 
served him a scurvy trick in return for the affection he had shown to it, 
leaving him a martyr to the gout, which, while it held sway over him, 
soured his otherwise joyous and happy spirits. It made him 
occasionally seem harsh even to us, though he was in the main one of 
the kindest and most indulgent of fathers. He was proud of his family, 
of his estate,--or what remained of it,--of his children, and, more than 
all, of his wife; and just reason he had to be so of the latter, for she was 
as excellent a mother as ever breathed, with all the attractive qualities 
of an Irish lady. That means a mighty deal; for I have since roamed the 
world over, and never have I found any of their sex to surpass my fair 
countrywomen. 
I must describe our family mansion. Enough of the old building
remained to allow it still to be called a castle. A round tower or keep, 
with two of the ancient walls surmounted by battlements, stood as they 
had done for centuries, when the castle had often defied a hostile force; 
but the larger portion had been pulled down and replaced by a plain 
structure, more commodious, perhaps, but as ugly as could well be 
designed. Round it ran a moat, over which was a drawbridge,--no 
longer capable of being drawn up,--while a flight of stone steps led to 
the entrance door, ungraced by a porch. The large hall, the walls of 
which were merely whitewashed, with a roof of plain oak, had from its 
size an imposing appearance. The walls of the hall were decked with 
firearms,-- muskets, pistols, arquebuses, blunderbusses,--pikes, and 
halberts, symmetrically arranged in stars or other devices; stags' horns, 
outstretched eagles' wings, extended skins of kites, owls, and 
king-fishers, together with foxes' brushes, powder-flasks, shot-pouches, 
fishing-rods, nets, and dogs' collars; while in the corners stood four 
figures, clothed in complete suits of armour, with lances in their hands, 
or arquebuses on their arms. 
Over the front door were the skin and wings of an enormous eagle, 
holding a dagger in its mouth,--the device of our family. A similar 
device in red brick-work was to be seen on the wall above the entrance 
on the outside. Paint had been sparsely used,--paper not at all,--many of 
the rooms being merely whitewashed, though the more important were 
wainscotted with brown oak, and others with plain deal on which the 
scions of our race had for several generations exercised their artistic 
skill, either with knives, hot irons, or chalk. The breakfast and 
dining-rooms, which opened from the great hall, were wainscotted, 
their chief embellishments being some old pictures in black frames, and 
a number of hunting, shooting, and racing prints, with red tape round 
them to serve the purpose of frames; while the library so-called was 
worthy of being the habitation of an ascetic monk, though two of the 
walls were covered with book-shelves which contained but few books, 
and they served chiefly to enable countless spiders to form their traps 
for unwary flies, while a table covered with green cloth and three 
wooden chairs formed its only furniture. 
The bedrooms were numerous enough to accommodate the whole of
our large family, and an almost unlimited number of guests, who, on 
grand occasions, were stowed away in them, crop and heels. The less 
said about the elegance of the furniture the better; or of the tea and 
breakfast services, which might once have been uniform, but, as most 
of the various pieces had gone the way of all crockery, others of every 
description of size and shape had taken their places, till scarcely two 
were alike;    
    
		
	
	
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