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Title: On With Torchy
Author: Sewell Ford
Illustrator: Foster Lincoln
Release Date: December 13, 2005 [EBook #17301]
Language: English
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[Frontispiece: "Well if I ever! Look where your shoulders come!" says
Vee.]

ON WITH TORCHY
BY
SEWELL FORD

AUTHOR OF
TORCHY, TRYING OUT TORCHY, ODD NUMBERS, ETC., ETC.

ILLUSTRATIONS BY
FOSTER LINCOLN

NEW YORK
GROSSET & DUNLAP
PUBLISHERS

Copyright, 1913, 1914, by
Sewell Ford

Copyright, 1914, by
Edward J. Clode

CONTENTS

CHAPTER
I.
CHANCING IT FOR VEE II. PULLING A SLEUTH STUNT III.
WHEN IRA SHOWED SOME PEP IV. TORCHY BUGS THE
SYSTEM V. BREEZING BY WITH PEGGY VI. GLOOM
SHUNTING FOR THE BOSS VII. TORCHY IN ON THE DRAW
VIII. GLADYS IN A DOUBLE BILL IX. LATE RETURNS ON
POPOVER X. MERRY DODGES A DEAD HEAT XI. THE
PASSING BY OF BUNNY XII. THE GLAD HAIL FOR TORCHY
XIII. AUNTY FLAGS A ROSY ONE XIV. CUTTING IN ON THE
BLISS XV. BEING SICCED ON PERCEY XVI. HOW WHITY
GUNKED THE PLOT XVII. TORCHY GETS A THROUGH WIRE

ILLUSTRATIONS
"WELL, IF I EVER! LOOK WHERE YOUR SHOULDERS
COME!" . . . . . . . . . Frontispiece "BY GORRY!" EXPLODES IRA
AS HE GETS HIS FIRST GLIMPSE
SISTER HAS LANDED A SMACK ON HIS JAW
BELIEVE ME, IT WAS SOME ARTISTIC MAKEUP!
"AH, FLUTTER BY, IDLE ONE!" SAYS I
THEN MY ARM MUST HAVE SLIPPED--AND THE SIDE CLINCH
WA'N'T DISTURBED
WE WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDST OF PRACTISIN' THE SIDEWISE
DIP, WHEN WHO SHOULD SHOW UP BUT THE HAPPY
BRIDEGROOM!
WE WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDST Of THE SCRIMMAGE WHEN IN
WALKS VEE

ON WITH TORCHY
CHAPTER I
CHANGING IT FOR VEE
Say, what's next to knowin' when you're well off? Why, thinkin' you
are.
Which is a little nugget of wisdom I panned out durin' a chat I had not
long ago with Mr. Quinn, that I used to work under when I was on the
door of the Sunday sheet, three or four years back.
"Hail, Torchy!" says he, as we meets accidental on Broadway. "Still
carrying the burning bush under your hat, aren't you?"
I grins good-natured at his old josh, just as I used to about twice a week
regular, and admits that I am.
"You wa'n't lookin' for me to fade to an ash blond, was you?" says I.
"Ah!" says he. "I see the brilliance is not all on the outside. Well, what
use are you putting it to? Who are you with now?"
"Same concern," says I. "Corrugated Trust."
"As First, or Second Vice President?" says he, cockin' his head on one
side humorous.
"Add 'em together and multiply by three," says I, "then you'll be
warm."
"I don't quite get the result," says he.
"Ever hear of an office-boy-de-luxe?" says I. "They don't print it on the
letter-heads yet, or paint it on the ground-glass, but that's my real label.
I'm the only one in New York, too."

Mr. Quinn chuckles and goes off shakin' his head. I expect he's
disappointed that I've stuck so long in one shop without climbin' further
up the ladder. That's what he was always preachin' at me, this
ladder-climbin' advice. But say, hod carriers do that. Me for an express
elevator when the time comes.
But meanwhile, with a couple of bosses like Old Hickory Ellins and Mr.
Robert, it ain't so worse sittin' behind the brass rail. That's one reason I
ain't changed. Also there's that little mine enterprise me and Mr.
Robert's mixed up in, which ain't come to a head yet.
Then--well, then, there's Vee. Go on--hand me the jolly! And if you
push me to it I'll admit I ain't any speedy performer at this "Oh, you!"
game. Mr. Robert he thinks it's comic, when he has the kiddin' fit on, to
remark chuckly, "Oh, I say, Torchy, have you seen Miss Vee lately?"
There's others too, that seems to get a lot of satisfaction shootin' the
same thing at me, and they sort of snicker when I get pink in the ears.
But, say, there's a heap of difference between pickin' peaches from an
easy chair under the tree, and when you have to shin the garden wall
and reach through the barbed wire ornament