keys. Spinet? 
Harpsichord? 
"Five minutes, everybody," Martin quietly called out behind me. 
I took hold of myself. Greta, I told myself--also for the first time, you 
know that some day you're really going to have to face this thing, and 
not just for a quick dip out and back either. Better get in some practice. 
I stepped through the door.
* * * * * 
Beau and Doc were already out there, made up and in costume for Ross 
and King Duncan. They were discreetly peering past the wings at the 
gathering audience. Or at the place where the audience ought to be 
gathering, at any rate--sometimes the movies and girlie shows and 
brainheavy beatnik bruhahas outdraw us altogether. Their costumes 
were the same kooky colorful ones as the others'. Doc had a 
mock-ermine robe and a huge gilt papier-mache crown. Beau was 
carrying a ragged black robe and hood over his left arm--he doubles the 
First Witch. 
As I came up behind them, making no noise in my black sneakers, I 
heard Beau say, "I see some rude fellows from the City approaching. I 
was hoping we wouldn't get any of those. How should they scent us 
out?" 
Brother, I thought, where do you expect them to come from if not the 
City? Central Park is bounded on three sides by Manhattan Island and 
on the fourth by the Eighth Avenue Subway. And Brooklyn and Bronx 
boys have got pretty sharp scenters. And what's it get you insulting the 
woiking and non-woiking people of the woild's greatest metropolis? Be 
grateful for any audience you get, boy. 
But I suppose Beau Lassiter considers anybody from north of 
Vicksburg a "rude fellow" and is always waiting for the day when the 
entire audience will arrive in carriage and democrat wagons. 
Doc replied, holding down his white beard and heavy on the mongrel 
Russo-German accent he miraculously manages to suppress on stage 
except when "Vot does it matter? Ve don't convinze zem, ve don't 
convinze nobody. Nichevo." 
Maybe, I thought, Doc shares my doubts about making Macbeth 
plausible in rainbow pants. 
Still unobserved by them, I looked between their shoulders and got the 
first of my shocks.
It wasn't night at all, but afternoon. A dark cold lowering afternoon, 
admittedly. But afternoon all the same. 
Sure, between shows I sometimes forget whether it's day or night, 
living inside like I do. But getting matinees and evening performances 
mixed is something else again. 
It also seemed to me, although Beau was leaning in now and I couldn't 
see so well, that the glade was smaller than it should be, the trees closer 
to us and more irregular, and I couldn't see the benches. That was 
Shock Two. 
Beau said anxiously, glancing at his wrist, "I wonder what's holding up 
the Queen?" 
Although I was busy keeping up nerve-pressure against the shocks, I 
managed to think. So he knows about Siddy's stupid Queen Elizabeth 
prologue too. But of course he would. It's only me they keep in the dark. 
If he's so smart he ought to remember that Miss Nefer is always the last 
person on stage, even when she opens the play. 
And then I thought I heard, through the trees, the distant drumming of 
horses' hoofs and the sound of a horn. 
* * * * * 
Now they do have horseback riding in Central Park and you can hear 
auto horns there, but the hoofbeats don't drum that wild way. And there 
aren't so many riding together. And no auto horn I ever heard gave out 
with that sweet yet imperious ta-ta-ta-TA. 
I must have squeaked or something, because Beau and Doc turned 
around quickly, blocking my view, their expressions half angry, half 
anxious. 
I turned too and ran for the dressing room, for I could feel one of my 
mind-wavery fits coming on. At the last second it had seemed to me 
that the scenery was getting skimpier, hardly more than thin trees and
bushes itself, and underfoot feeling more like ground than a ground 
cloth, and overhead not theater roof but gray sky. Shock Three and 
you're out, Greta, my umpire was calling. 
I made it through the dressing room door and nothing there was 
wavering or dissolving, praised be Pan. Just Martin standing with his 
back to me, alert, alive, poised like a cat inside that green dress, the 
prompt book in his right hand with a finger in it, and from his left hand 
long black tatters swinging--telling me he'd still be doubling Second 
Witch. And he was hissing, "Places, please, everybody. On stage!" 
With a sweep of silver and ash-colored plush, Miss Nefer came past 
him, for once leading the last-minute hurry to the stage. She had on the 
dark red wig now. For me that crowned her characterization.    
    
		
	
	
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