Mr. Prohack | Page 8

Arnold Bennett
"Well, I'd
better tell you what I've come to see you about. You remember that
chap, Silas Angmering?"
"Silas Angmering? Of course I do. Used to belong here. He cleared off
to America ages ago."
"He did. And you lent him a hundred pounds to help him to clear off to
America."
"Who told you?"
"He did," said Mr. Bishop, with a faint, mysterious smile.
"What's happened to him?"
"Oh! All sorts of things. He made a lot of money out of the war. He
established himself in Cincinnati. And there were opportunities...."
"How came he to tell you that I'd lent him anything?" Mr. Prohack

interrupted sharply.
"I had business with him at one time--before the war and also just after
the war began. Indeed I was in partnership with him." Mr. Bishop
spoke with a measured soothing calmness.
"And you say he's made a lot of money out of the war. What do you
mean--a lot?"
"Well," said Mr. Bishop, looking at the tablecloth through his glittering
spectacles, "I mean a lot."
His tone was confidential; but then his tone was always confidential.
He continued: "He's lost it all since."
"Pity he didn't pay me back my hundred pounds while he'd got it! How
did he lose his money?"
"In the same way as most rich men lose their money," answered Mr.
Bishop. "He died."
Although Mr. Prohack would have been capable of telling a similar
story in a manner very similar to Mr. Bishop's, he didn't quite relish his
guest's theatricality. It increased his suspicion of his guest, and checked
the growth of friendliness which the lunch had favoured. Still, he
perceived that there was a good chance of getting his hundred pounds
back, possibly with interest--and the interest would mount up to fifty or
sixty pounds. And a hundred and fifty pounds appeared to him to be an
enormous sum. Then it occurred to him that probably Mr. Bishop was
not indeed "after" anything and that he had been unjust to Mr. Bishop.
"Married?" he questioned, casually.
"Angmering? No. He never married. You know as well as anybody, I
expect, what sort of a card he was. No relations, either."
"Then who's come into his money?"
"Well," said Mr. Bishop, with elaborate ease and smoothness of quiet

delivery. "I've come into some of it. And there was a woman--actress
sort of young thing--about whom perhaps the less said the better--she's
come into some of it. And you've come into some of it. We share it in
equal thirds."
"The deuce we do!"
"Yes."
"How long's he been dead?"
"About five weeks or less. I sailed as soon as I could after he was
buried. I'd arranged before to come. I daresay I ought to have stayed a
bit longer, as I'm the executor under the will, but I wanted to come, and
I've got a very good lawyer over there--and over here too. I landed this
morning, and here I am. Strictly speaking I suppose I should have
cabled you. But it seemed to me that I could explain better by word of
mouth."
"I wish you would explain," said Mr. Prohack. "You say he's been rich
a long time, but he didn't pay his debt to me, and yet he goes and makes
a will leaving me a third of his fortune. Wants some explaining, doesn't
it?"
Mr. Bishop replied:
"It does and it doesn't. You knew he was a champion postponer, poor
old chap. Profoundly unbusinesslike. It's astonishing how
unbusinesslike successful men are! He was always meaning to come to
England to see you; but he never found time. He constantly talked of
you--"
"But do you know," Mr. Prohack intervened, "that from that day to this
I've never heard one single word from him? Not even a
picture-postcard. And what's more I've never heard a single word of
him."
"Just like Silas, that was! Just!... He died from a motor accident. He

was perfectly conscious and knew he'd only a few hours to live. Spine.
He made his will in hospital, and died about a couple of hours after he'd
made it. I wasn't there myself. I was in New York."
"Well, well!" muttered Mr. Prohack. "Poor fellow! Well, well! This is
the most amazing tale I ever heard in my life."
"It is rather strange," Mr. Bishop compassionately admitted.
A silence fell--respectful to the memory of the dead. The members'
coffee-room seemed to Mr. Prohack to be a thousand miles off, and the
chat with his cronies at the table in the window-embrasure to have
happened a thousand years ago. His brain was in anarchy, and waving
like a flag above the anarchy was the question: "How much did old
Silas leave?" But the deceitful fellow would not permit the question to
utter itself,--he had
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