how is it possible 
for me to feel any personal fury toward them? When the later Italian 
poets ask me to loathe spies and priests I am equally at a loss. I can 
hardly form the idea of a spy, of an agent of the police, paid to haunt 
the steps of honest men, to overhear their speech, and, if possible, 
entrap them into a political offense. As to priests--well, yes, I suppose 
they are bad, though I do not know this from experience; and I find 
them generally upon acquaintance very amiable. But all this was 
different with the Italians: they had known, seen, and felt tyrants, both 
foreign and domestic, of every kind; spies and informers had helped to 
make their restricted lives anxious and insecure; and priests had 
leagued themselves with the police and the oppressors until the Church, 
which should have been kept a sacred refuge from all the sorrows and 
wrongs of the world, became the most dreadful of its prisons. It is no 
wonder that the literature of these people should have been so filled 
with the patriotic passion of their life; and I am not sure that literature 
is not as nobly employed in exciting men to heroism and martyrdom for 
a great cause as in the purveyance of mere intellectual delights. What it 
was in Italy when it made this its chief business we may best learn from 
an inquiry that I have at last found somewhat amusing. It will lead us 
over vast meadows of green baize enameled with artificial flowers, 
among streams that do nothing but purl. In this region the shadows are 
mostly brown, and the mountains are invariably horrid; there are 
tumbling floods and sighing groves; there are naturally nymphs and 
swains; and the chief business of life is to be in love and not to be in 
love; to burn and to freeze without regard to the mercury. Need I say 
that this region is Arcady?
ARCADIAN SHEPHERDS 
One day, near the close of the seventeenth century, a number of ladies 
and gentlemen--mostly poets and poetesses according to their thinking 
were assembled on a pleasant hill in the neighborhood of Rome. As 
they lounged upon the grass, in attitudes as graceful and picturesque as 
they could contrive, and listened to a sonnet or an ode with the sweet 
patience of their race,--for they were all Italians,--it occurred to the 
most conscious man among them that here was something 
uncommonly like the Golden Age, unless that epoch had been flattered. 
There had been reading and praising of odes and sonnets the whole 
blessed afternoon, and now he cried out to the complaisant, canorous 
company, "Behold Arcadia revived in us!" 
This struck everybody at once by its truth. It struck, most of all, a 
certain Giovan Maria Crescimbeni, honored in his day and despised in 
ours as a poet and critic. He was of a cold, dull temperament; "a mind 
half lead, half wood", as one Italian writer calls him; but he was an 
inveterate maker of verses, and he was wise in his own generation. He 
straightway proposed to the tuneful _abbés, cavalieri serventi_, and 
_précieuses_, who went singing and love-making up and down Italy in 
those times, the foundation of a new academy, to be called the 
Academy of the Arcadians. 
Literary academies were then the fashion in Italy, and every part of the 
peninsula abounded in them. They bore names fanciful or grotesque, 
such as The Ardent, The Illuminated, The Unconquered, The Intrepid, 
or The Dissonant, The Sterile, The Insipid, The Obtuse, The Astray, 
The Stunned, and they were all devoted to one purpose, namely, the 
production and the perpetuation of twaddle. It is prodigious to think of 
the incessant wash of slip-slop which they poured out in verse; of the 
grave disputations they held upon the most trivial questions; of the 
inane formalities of their sessions. At the meetings of a famous 
academy in Milan, they placed in the chair a child just able to talk; a 
question was proposed, and the answer of the child, whatever it was, 
was held by one side to solve the problem, and the debates, pro and con, 
followed upon this point. Other academies in other cities had other 
follies; but whatever the absurdity, it was encouraged alike by Church 
and State, and honored by all the great world. The governments of Italy
in that day, whether lay or clerical, liked nothing so well as to have the 
intellectual life of the nation squandered in the trivialities of the 
academies--in their debates about nothing, their odes and madrigals and 
masks and sonnets; and the greatest politeness you could show a 
stranger was to invite him to a sitting of your academy; to be furnished 
with a letter to the academy in    
    
		
	
	
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