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Title: Intentions 
Author: Oscar Wilde 
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INTENTIONS 
 
Contents 
The Decay of Lying Pen, Pencil, and Poison The Critic as Artist The Truth of Masks 
 
THE DECAY OF LYING: AN OBSERVATION 
 
A DIALOGUE. Persons: Cyril and Vivian. Scene: the Library of a country house in 
Nottinghamshire. 
CYRIL (coming in through the open window from the terrace). My dear Vivian, don't 
coop yourself up all day in the library. It is a perfectly lovely afternoon. The air is 
exquisite. There is a mist upon the woods, like the purple bloom upon a plum. Let us go 
and lie on the grass and smoke cigarettes and enjoy Nature. 
VIVIAN. Enjoy Nature! I am glad to say that I have entirely lost that faculty. People tell 
us that Art makes us love Nature more than we loved her before; that it reveals her 
secrets to us; and that after a careful study of Corot and Constable we see things in her 
that had escaped our observation. My own experience is that the more we study Art, the 
less we care for Nature. What Art really reveals to us is Nature's lack of design, her 
curious crudities, her extraordinary monotony, her absolutely unfinished condition. 
Nature has good intentions, of course, but, as Aristotle once said, she cannot carry them 
out. When I look at a landscape I cannot help seeing all its defects. It is fortunate for us, 
however, that Nature is so imperfect, as otherwise we should have no art at all. Art is our 
spirited protest, our gallant attempt to teach Nature her proper place. As for the infinite 
variety of Nature, that is a pure myth. It is not to be found in Nature herself. It resides in 
the imagination, or fancy, or cultivated blindness of the man who looks at her. 
CYRIL. Well, you need not look at the landscape. You can lie on the grass and smoke 
and talk. 
VIVIAN. But Nature is so uncomfortable. Grass is hard and lumpy and damp, and full of 
dreadful black insects. Why, even Morris's poorest workman could make you a more 
comfortable seat than the whole of Nature can. Nature pales before the furniture of 'the 
street which from Oxford has borrowed its name,' as the poet you love so much once 
vilely phrased it. I don't complain. If Nature had been comfortable, mankind would never 
have invented architecture, and I prefer houses to the open air. In a house we all feel of 
the proper proportions. Everything is subordinated to us, fashioned for our use and our 
pleasure. Egotism itself, which is so necessary to a proper sense of human dignity, is 
entirely the result of indoor life. Out of doors one becomes abstract and impersonal. 
One's individuality absolutely leaves one. And then Nature is so indifferent, so
unappreciative. Whenever I am walking in the park here, I always feel that I am no more 
to her than the cattle that browse on the slope, or the burdock that blooms in the ditch. 
Nothing is more evident than that Nature hates Mind. Thinking is the most unhealthy 
thing in the world, and people die of it just as they die of any other disease. Fortunately, 
in England at any rate, thought is not catching. Our splendid physique as a people is 
entirely due to our national stupidity. I only hope we shall be able to keep this great 
historic bulwark of our happiness for many years to come; but I