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as if she's loved
you for years!

Chapter Nine

SOME GREAT METHODS AND GREAT PLACES
TO PICK UP MORE WOMEN
THAN YOU AND A FRIEND
COULD POSSIBLY HOPE TO HANDLE
INCLUDING THE ONLY TWO PICK-UP LINES
IN THE WORLD THAT WORK SO WELL
THAT THEY CAN GET YOU LAID AUTOMATICALLY

ECOLOGY WARNING!!!!!!!

You are about to learn some very effective methods for meeting women. While all
of them are effective, some of them might not be right for you to use in an
overall sense. If, for example, you need to work on being more direct, then
using some of the trickier methods that rely on getting a woman's attention via
some kind of ploy might hurt you in the long run. Use your own best judgment and
try to think long term.

Singles Bars
Even though I don't particularly care for singles bars, I guess I am obligated
to tell you some ways to work them. Here are some things to keep in mind if you
want to use singles bars to pick up women:
Women in singles bars are sort of like motorcycle cops. Motorcycle cops have
heard every story in the book from people trying to talk them out of tickets.
Women in singles bars have heard every story and line (if they are halfway
decent looking, that is, and if not, who cares?) trying to talk them out of
their panties.
Since you are running against the odds, you are going to have to go through some
numbers before you get a pick-up. Unless you are a movie star or look like a
Greek God, figure about 10 "no's" (would you believe, "fuck off") for every yes,
if you are lucky. So pick an approach you enjoy doing, since you are going to
have to use it a lot. Personally, I prefer a funny approach, because I like
getting a laugh, enjoy a woman with a sense of humor, and generally have fun
with this angle of attack.
Since most bars are so loud, what with hundreds of people talking at once, and
more often than not, music blasting as well, BRING A PEN AND SMALL NOTE PAD!!!
This will save your voice and allow you to communicate!
Keep moving, and don't let a less than optimum response stop you. This is a
numbers game, and if a particular girl isn't giving you the response you like,
cut bait and move on to greener pastures.

OK. Here is my favorite singles bar method. It involves using a note pad and
pen. What I do is pick out a girl that interests me, scribble this note, and
hand it to her:

"Hi," I'm taking a survey on bad lines. Circle which one you think is the worst.

"1. `Come here often, sugar pants?'

"2. `Hey, baby. Can we go out in the cold and hug?'

"3. `Hi. I'm taking a survey on bad lines.'"

This almost always gets a laugh. When it doesn't, I just walk away, because if
the chick can't take a joke, then to heck with her. But, as I said, this is a

fun, enjoyable approach for me, it's unique and different, and it's a good
opener.

There are lots of variations on the basic note pad and pen approach. You could
pretend you are writing a book for men and want to survey women on the best ways
to meet them in bars. But this approach might arouse some suspicion, and I kind
of think it's more common than you'd believe.

Happy Hours

Your local restaurant or bar's happy hour is a great place to meet women. They
go there to relax and unwind after work, and that means alcohol consumption, and
plenty of it. So, you already have one strike in your favor, because their
inhibitions are going to be a lot less than normal.

The "taking a survey method" works better in this setting than in a singles bar,
as women are, as I said, less suspicious. You're probably better off saying that
you are writing a book for men and you are working on a chapter on bad lines.
Ask the women you meet to tell you the worst pick-up lines they've ever heard.
They'll be more than happy to tell you- one of the things women do most when
they get together for drinks is to chick about men, so you'll probably be right
on subject! This is a fun approach, that adds some humor to the stale "best ways
to meet women survey" approach. You'll meet lots of women, and some of them are
bound to go for you, out of