Fenimore Cooper's Literary 
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Title: Fennimore Cooper's Literary Offences 
Author: Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) 
Release Date: September 16, 2004 [EBook #3172] 
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FENIMORE COOPER'S LITERARY OFFENCES
by Mark Twain 
 
The Pathfinder and The Deerslayer stand at the head of Cooper's novels 
as artistic creations. There are others of his works which contain parts 
as perfect as are to be found in these, and scenes even more thrilling. 
Not one can be compared with either of them as a finished whole. 
The defects in both of these tales are comparatively slight. They were 
pure works of art.--Prof. Lounsbury. 
The five tales reveal an extraordinary fulness of invention. . . . One of 
the very greatest characters in fiction, Natty Bumppo . . . . 
The craft of the woodsman, the tricks of the trapper, all the delicate art 
of the forest, were familiar to Cooper from his youth up.--Prof. Brander 
Matthews. 
Cooper is the greatest artist in the domain of romantic fiction yet 
produced by America.--Wilkie Collins. 
It seems to me that it was far from right for the Professor of English 
Literature in Yale, the Professor of English Literature in Columbia, and 
Wilkie Collies to deliver opinions on Cooper's literature without having 
read some of it. It would have been much more decorous to keep silent 
and let persons talk who have read Cooper. 
Cooper's art has some defects. In one place in 'Deerslayer,' and in the 
restricted space of two-thirds of a page, Cooper has scored 114 
offences against literary art out of a possible 115. It breaks the record. 
There are nineteen rules governing literary art in the domain of 
romantic fiction--some say twenty-two. In Deerslayer Cooper violated 
eighteen of them. These eighteen require: 
1. That a tale shall accomplish something and arrive somewhere. But 
the Deerslayer tale accomplishes nothing and arrives in the air.
2. They require that the episodes of a tale shall be necessary parts of the 
tale, and shall help to develop it. But as the Deerslayer tale is not a tale, 
and accomplishes nothing and arrives nowhere, the episodes have no 
rightful place in the work, since there was nothing for them to develop. 
3. They require that the personages in a tale shall be alive, except in the 
case of corpses, and that always the reader shall be able to tell the 
corpses from the others. But this detail has often been overlooked in the 
Deerslayer tale. 
4. They require that the personages in a tale, both dead and alive, shall 
exhibit a sufficient excuse for being there. But this detail also has been 
overlooked in the Deerslayer tale. 
5. They require that when the personages of a tale deal in conversation, 
the talk shall sound like human talk, and be talk such as human beings 
would be likely to talk in the given circumstances, and have a 
discoverable meaning, also a discoverable purpose, and a show of 
relevancy, and remain in the neighborhood of the subject in hand, and 
be interesting to the reader, and help out the tale, and stop when the 
people cannot think of anything more to say. But this requirement has 
been ignored from the beginning of the Deerslayer tale to the end of it. 
6. They require that when the author describes the character of a 
personage in his tale, the conduct and conversation of that personage 
shall justify said description. But this law gets little or no attention in 
the Deerslayer tale, as Natty Bumppo's case will amply prove. 
7. They require that when a personage talks like an illustrated, 
gilt-edged, tree-calf, hand-tooled, seven-dollar Friendship's Offering in 
the beginning of a paragraph, he shall not talk like a negro minstrel in 
the end of it. But this rule is flung down and danced upon in the 
Deerslayer tale. 
8. They require that crass stupidities shall not be played upon the reader 
as "the craft of the woodsman, the delicate art of the forest," by either 
the author or the people in the tale. But this rule is persistently violated 
in the Deerslayer tale.
9. They require that the personages of a tale shall confine themselves to 
possibilities and let miracles alone; or, if they venture a miracle, the 
author must so plausibly set it forth as to make it look possible and 
reasonable. But these rules    
    
		
	
	
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