p rim ly .
I  k no w  th a t  a  h o ne ym oon is  m eant  to  b e a  tim e fo r g ettin g  to  k no w  y o ur n e w  li fe partn e r,  b ut  th is  w as a  R ita  I  h a d n e ve r e nco unte re d b efo re .
The  o ne  I  th o ug ht  I  k ne w  d id  n o t,  a s fa r a s I  c o uld  te ll,   e ve r h a ve  s tr o ng  o pin io ns,  e sp ecia lly  o pin io ns th a t  w ere  c o ntr a ry  to  c o nve ntio na l  w is d om .
And  y e t, h e re  s he  w as c a lli n g  th e  m ost fa m ous p ain tin g  in  th e  w orld  o ve rra te d. T he  m in d  b oggle d; a t le ast, m in e  d id .
“It 's  th e  M ona  L is a ,”  I  s a id .  “ H ow  c a n it  b e o ve rra te d?” S he  m ade a no th e r n o is e  th a t  w as a ll  c o nso na nts  a nd  p ulle d o n m y h a nd  a  li ttle  h a rd er.
“C om e lo ok a t th e  T itia ns,”  s he  s a id . “ T he y'r e  m uch n ic e r.”
The  T itia ns w ere  v e ry  n ic e .  S o w ere  th e  R eub ens,  a lt h o ug h I  d id  n o t  s e e a nyth in g  in  th e m  to  e xp la in  w hy th e y s ho uld  h a ve  a  s a nd w ic h n a m ed
fo r  th e m .  B ut  th a t  th o ug ht  d id  m ake  m e re ali z e  I  w as h ung ry ,  a nd  I  m ana ged to  s te er  R ita  th ro ug h th re e m ore  lo ng  ro om s fille d w ith  v e ry  n ic e
pain tin g s a nd  in to  a  c a fe  o n o ne  o f th e  u p per le ve ls .
Afte r a  s na ck th a t  w as m ore  e xp ensiv e  th a n a ir p ort  fo od a nd  o nly  a  li ttle  ta stie r,  w e s p ent  th e  r e st  o f  th e  d ay w and erin g  th ro ug h th e  m use um
lo okin g  a t  r o om  a fte r r o om  o f  p ain tin g s a nd  s culp tu re s.  T he re  r e ally  w ere  a n a w fu l  lo t  o f  th e m ,  a nd  b y th e  tim e w e fin a lly  s te pped o ut  in to  th e  tw ili t
co urty a rd  a gain  m y fo rm erly  m agnific e nt b ra in  h a d b een p ound ed in to  s ub m is sio n.
“W ell, ”  I  s a id , a    
    
		
	
	
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