Deadly Jokes In Hindi | Page 3

2 stop. . . \par
.> reading newspaper Yaar? \par
(From:kishan - raigarh) \par
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shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka \par
afsos hota \par
hai ................................................................Thodi \par
der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata \par
(From:pakhi - gujarat) \par
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KABHI AARMAAN DIL MEIN \par
MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD \par
HUMARI AAYE TO MILNE KI \par
DOOWA KARNA, AUR NKUCH \par
BHI KARNA SAKO TO BUS \par
YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN \par
KARNA \par
(From:PALLAVI - BARODA) \par
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MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS \par
KAR RAHI THI ...ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD \par
BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD \par
CROSS KAR LIYA...AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE...??? BOLO \par
BOLO.... ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE ..... BOLO BOLO... \par
BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI.... \par
(From:BHAVIN SHAH - SURAT) \par
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I have a confession 2 \par
make,Ever since i have known \par
U its kinda hard for me to \par
4getU.Every time u appear in \par
my Dreamz,nI find myself \par
shouting BHOOT BHOOT !!! \par
(From:pal:love - Raipur)\par
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YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... \par
C - Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere \par
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Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE \par
CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE \par
CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...\par
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Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, \par
aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka \par
sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni \par
padi hai. Meri soch jiske \par
peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode \par
pade hain ** \par
(From:ketan - surat)\par
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When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. \par
When Heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya! \par
(From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan)\par
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Earth may stop Rotating, Birds \par
may stop Flying, Candles may \par
stop Melting, Fishes may stop \par
Swimming, Heart may stop \par
Beating, But your Brain will \par
never start working!\par
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Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo \par
phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, \par
aey chal chal hawa aane de**\par
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U r very special 4 me... U \par
should b safe always... U \par
should b safe my dear... I \par
cant b wid u all time.... so pls \par
b careful wenever u jump \par
from tree 2 tree... (From: Nitin, \par
Mumbai) \par
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Answer my quesion in yes or no \par
" HAVE YOU STOP BEATING YOUR WIFE????????"\par
( Fom our sir SAMEER ATTAR)\par
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U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, \par
U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these \par
words... \par
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It takes thousand workers 2 \par
build a castle, Million soldiers \par
2 protect a Country, BUT just \par
ONE man 2 make a Happy \par
HOME! Lets thaNks to Our \par
Ramu.\par
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Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 \par
times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don't u have any \par
job? ... ** \par
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Good Time Bad Time Day \par
Time Work Time Off Time \par
Night Time Happy Time Sad \par
Time Sleep Time KISI BHI \par
Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta \par
hai...\par
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DHANIA RS 3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS 5 TEENDA RS 6 \par
TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS 15 YAH SUB TO MENGHA HAI \par
PAR SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN \par
NAHIN ???? \par
(From:MOHAMMAD TAQUEER - ) **\par
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Dosti ka safar lamba hua to \par
kya hua, thoda tum \par
chalo,thoda hum chalenge, \par
fir............................... \par
rickshaw Kar lenge.** \par
(From:Pravin Agrawal - Hyderabad) \par
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Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath \par
insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, \par
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..! ** \par
(From:ehuzefa - jalgaon) \par
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Our friendship has come a \par
long way. When u laugh, i \par
laughed.When u cry, i cried & \par
when u jump down the \par
window,i will go to the \par
window. Look down & laugh \par
again....... ha ha ha \par
(From:JUI - Bangladesh) \par
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Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur \par
voice, 2 think of u, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep \par
away 4m SWEETS** \par
(From:gauri - mumbai) \par
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jah dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar \par
vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha \par
mohabbat, jaha mohabbat \par
vaha judai, jaha judai vaha \par
dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV \par
laga lena.** \par
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We will now upgrade your brain, please \par
wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO \par
BRAIN found...!** \par
(From:Faizan Jahangir) \par
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Are O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne \par
SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur \par
tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi \par
Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai. \par
Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab \par
Goli kha DiCHOUN.** \par
(From:anamika - pune) \par
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Laadein has needs 500 dogs to attack on USA 499 are \par
reached message milta he chale aana \par
(From:ehuzefa - jalgaon) \par
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Roses are red, violets are \par
blue, sugar is sweet, and so \par
are you. But the roses are \par
wilting, the violets are dead, \par
the sugar bowls empty and so \par
is your head** \par
(From:Faizan Jahangir ) \par
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one day a judge ask the thief in the court are you not a \par
shame to come to the court al most eery month the theif \par
said you should be shamed sir you come here everyday \par
(From:nadeem - Hyderabad) \par
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One day a