in the country, are very fatal 
to the ordinary people; who are so used to be dazzled with riches, that 
they pay as much deference to the understanding of a man of an estate, 
as of a man of learning; and are very hardly brought to regard any truth, 
how important soever it may be, that is preached to them, when they 
know there are several men of five hundred a year who do not believe 
it. 
 
THE WIDOW. 
In my first description of the company in which I pass most of my time, 
it may be remembered that I mentioned a great affliction which my 
friend Sir Roger had met with in his youth; which was no less than a 
disappointment in love. It happened this evening that we fell into a very 
pleasing walk at a distance from his house. As soon as we came into it, 
"It is," quoth the good old man, looking round him with a smile, "very 
hard, that any part of my land should be settled upon one who has used 
me so ill as the perverse widow did; and yet I am sure I could not see a 
sprig of any bough of this whole walk of trees, but I should reflect upon 
her and her severity. She has certainly the finest hand of any woman in 
the world. You are to know this was the place wherein I used to muse 
upon her; and by that custom I can never come into it, but the same 
tender sentiments revive in my mind, as if I had actually walked with 
that beautiful creature under these shades. I have been fool enough to 
carve her name on the bark of several of these trees; so unhappy is the 
condition of men in love, to attempt the removing of their passions by 
the methods which serve only to imprint it deeper. She has certainly the 
finest hand of any woman in the world." 
Here followed a profound silence; and I was not displeased to observe 
my friend falling so naturally into a discourse, which I had ever before
taken notice he industriously avoided. After a very long pause he 
entered upon an account of this great circumstance in his life, with an 
air which I thought raised my idea of him above what I had ever had 
before; and gave me the picture of that chearful mind of his, before it 
received that stroke which has ever since affected his words and actions. 
But he went on as follows: 
"I came to my estate in my twenty-second year, and resolved to follow 
the steps of the most worthy of my ancestors who have inhabited this 
spot of earth before me, in all the methods of hospitality and good 
neighbourhood, for the sake of my fame; and in country sports and 
recreations, for the sake of my health. In my twenty-third year I was 
obliged to serve as sheriff of the county; and in my servants, officers, 
and whole equipage, indulged the pleasure of a young man (who did 
not think ill of his own person) in taking that public occasion of 
shewing my figure and behaviour to advantage. You may easily 
imagine to yourself what appearance I made, who am pretty tall, rid 
well, and was very well dressed, at the head of a whole county, with 
musick before me, a feather in my hat, and my horse well bitted. I can 
assure you I was not a little pleased with the kind looks and glances I 
had from all the balconies and windows as I rode to the hall where the 
assizes were held. But when I came there, a beautiful creature in a 
widow's habit sat in court, to hear the event of a cause concerning her 
dower. This commanding creature (who was born for the destruction of 
all who behold her) put on such a resignation in her countenance, and 
bore the whispers of all around the court with such a pretty uneasiness, 
I warrant you, and then recovered herself from one eye to another, till 
she was perfectly confused by meeting something so wistful in all she 
encountered, that at last, with a murrain to her, she cast her bewitching 
eye upon me. I no sooner met it, but I bowed like a great surprised 
booby; and knowing her cause to be the first which came on, I cried, 
like a captivated calf as I was! 'Make way for the defendant's 
witnesses.' This sudden partiality made all the county see the sheriff 
also was become a slave to the fine widow. During the time her cause 
was upon trial, she behaved herself, I warrant you, with such a deep 
attention to her business, took opportunities to have little billets handed    
    
		
	
	
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