“I’m sure that every drunk dumbass and his 9 fr iends have been drooling and spilling their beer 
on you all night, but you look interesting to me  and I want to find out what you’re like.” 
 
Take the attitude as if THEY are trying to pick YOU up 
 
Ok to open with a compliment, as long as you do it  in an interesting way. “what are you, a statue 
model?” “You are really…………….( look in eyes)……gorgeous” 
 
So what’s with the big purse, are you carrying a gun in there? 
 
What’s with the tall shoes? Are you  like 4 feet tall without them? 
 
Teasing shows lack of intimidation and sense of humour. 
 
Look around at other things and seem preoccupied  when you first start talking to her. Make your 
funny remarks with a carefr ee and detached tone.  
 
How would you act if you knew she was TOTALLY  into you, but you weren’t interested in her, 
but you just wanted to se e where things would go. 
 
Don’t answer questions directly. 
“What do you do?”
Whatever you say, don’t say it twice. 
-I work in the slave trade business. Import/export etc. 
-Ass model 
-Pornographer 
-Can’t you come up with a more  original question than that? 
-Gigolo—I hope you make a lot of money! 
 
End conversation TOO early, turn around and ask fo r email, and have her write down number at 
the same time. 
 
Do these jeans make….you wanna look at my ass? Cuz I’m an ass model, and I have a photo 
shoot tomorrow…I don’t wanna come off CHEEKY. 
 
Could I have your opinion? Which pen looks better ? This one (hold it up beside face in James 
Bond pose like with a gun) or this Bic? (cross arm and hold pen up by face with model 
pose)…How about you just write your email here  so I can see how sexy it looks while you’re 
writing…. 
 
(Walking behind you) Are you following me? Listen,  I’m more than just a piece of meat! I’m 
more than just a sex object you know! I mean,  I’ve got a mind, and I’ve got some really deep 
feelings…well it’s your lucky  day cuz you can talk to me. 
 
They’re gonna ask me to leave soon…yeah…the  other guys are complaining that with me around 
they don’t stand a chance 
 
Start calling your waitress NURSE…”O h, pain, bring me beer!” “Give me a shot to take away 
the pain” “Tuck me into my hospital bed” 
 
Physical approach: Walk past glass, then walk  backwards to get another look…look them all in 
the eyes, then walk on..then walk back!! Doesn’t real ly work for terrasses, just if there’s glass. 
Exaggerates the double-take! Cute and interesting 
 
“Let’s get together”. NOT “Let me buy  you dinner” etc., don’t allow a pretense. 
 
Hey, I don’t have long to talk [time constraint], bu t I wanted to get in touch and say hi. Let’s get 
together etc etc 
 
“If nothing else, you sound like  you’d make a nice friend” 
 
How do you create an obsession is to have something work sometimes, and unpredictably. i.e. 
GAMBLING. Intermittent reward. 
 
Have UNBORING body language. Be animated, take up space 
 
Know exactly what you have in mind before you ask her (shows decisiveness)
Leave her alone once in a while when you’re out together. 
 
Following common social courtesy is bad for attraction 
 
Don’t give a direct answer to a question unless it’s NO. It’s FUN, and if it’s done with charm 
and humour then it’s entertaining. Don’t be mean and abusive. 
 
“Make love to me/fuck me” response:  “I’m not finished kissing you yet” 
 
Always send mixed signals. Tell her you want to be friends, then kiss her. Spank her and tell her 
you did it because she’s such a good girl. Tell her  what she just did was unacceptable, then kiss 
her. Respond differently to the sa me thing. NEVER BE PREDICTABLE! 
 
“my house is a safe place with calm, positive en ergy. I don’t like drama. If there’s anything you 
wanna talk about, go ahead.” 
 
If I have a relationship with someone, I have three rules: 
 
1)  It has to be fun for ME 
2)  It has to be honest 
3)  There has to be respect for  me, my time, and my property 
 
I don’t settle for second class behaviour from myse lf or others, and I don’t settle for excuses. 
You’re better than that. 
 
Call her a cute nickname. “If you were Disney princess, which one would you be?” Then call her 
that. 
    
    
		
	
	
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