a table, and in a way to make them present
as fine an appearance as possible. Then I printed in large letters, on a 
piece of cardboard, "One box--contents unknown!" and stood it up on 
the back of the table. I did this to let everyone know that we had not 
been forgotten by home people. My beautiful new saddle was brought 
in, also, for although I had had it several weeks, it was really one of 
Faye's Christmas gifts to me. 
They have such a charming custom in the Army of going along the line 
Christmas morning and giving each other pleasant greetings and 
looking at the pretty things everyone has received. This is a rare treat 
out here, where we are so far from shops and beautiful Christmas 
displays. We all went to the bachelors' quarters, almost everyone taking 
over some little remembrance--homemade candy, cakes, or something 
of that sort. 
I had a splendid cake to send over that morning, and I will tell you just 
what happened to it. At home we always had a large fruit cake made for 
the holidays, long in advance, and I thought I would have one this year 
as near like it as possible. But it seemed that the only way to get it was 
to make it. So, about four weeks ago, I commenced. It was quite an 
undertaking for me, as I had never done anything of the kind, and 
perhaps I did not go about it the easiest way, but I knew how it should 
look when done, and of course I knew precisely how it should taste. 
Eliza makes delicious every-day cake, but was no assistance whatever 
with the fruit cake, beyond encouraging me with the assurance that it 
would not matter in the least if it should be heavy. 
Well, for two long, tiresome days I worked over that cake, preparing 
with my own fingers every bit of the fruit, which I consider was a fine 
test of perseverance and staying qualities. After the ingredients were all 
mixed together there seemed to be enough for a whole regiment, so we 
decided to make two cakes of it. They looked lovely when baked, and 
just right, and smelled so good, too! I wrapped them in nice white 
paper that had been wet with brandy, and put them carefully away--one 
in a stone jar, the other in a tin box--and felt that I had done a 
remarkably fine bit of housekeeping. The bachelors have been 
exceedingly kind to me, and I rejoiced at having a nice cake to send 
them Christmas morning. But alas! I forgot that the little house was 
fragrant with the odor of spice and fruit, and that there was a man about 
who was ever on the lookout for good things to eat. It is a shame that
those cadets at West Point are so starved. They seem to be simply 
famished for months after they graduate. 
It so happened that there was choir practice that very evening, and that 
I was at the chapel an hour or so. When I returned, I found the three 
bachelors sitting around the open fire, smoking, and looking very 
comfortable indeed. Before I was quite in the room they all stood up 
and began to praise the cake. I think Faye was the first to mention it, 
saying it was a "great success"; then the others said "perfectly 
delicious," and so on, but at the same time assuring me that a large 
piece had been left for me. 
For one minute I stood still, not in the least grasping their meaning; but 
finally I suspected mischief, they all looked so serenely contented. So I 
passed on to the dining room, and there, on the table, was one of the 
precious cakes---at least what was left of it, the very small piece that 
had been so generously saved for me. And there were plates with 
crumbs, and napkins, that told the rest of the sad tale--and there was 
wine and empty glasses, also. Oh, yes! Their early Christmas had been 
a fine one. There was nothing for me to say or do--at least not just 
then--so I went back to the little living-room and forced myself to be 
halfway pleasant to the four men who were there, each one looking 
precisely like the cat after it had eaten the canary! The cake was 
scarcely cold, and must have been horribly sticky--and I remember 
wondering, as I sat there, which one would need the doctor first, and 
what the doctor would do if they were all seized with cramps at the 
same time. But they were not ill--not in the least--which proved that the 
cake was well baked. If they had discovered the other one, however, 
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