An Ideal Husband | Page 2

changes his clothes at least
five times a day, and dines out every night of the season. You don't call that leading an
idle life, do you?
LORD CAVERSHAM. [Looking at her with a kindly twinkle in his eyes.] You are a very
charming young lady!
MABEL CHILTERN. How sweet of you to say that, Lord Caversham! Do come to us
more often. You know we are always at home on Wednesdays, and you look so well with

your star!
LORD CAVERSHAM. Never go anywhere now. Sick of London Society. Shouldn't
mind being introduced to my own tailor; he always votes on the right side. But object
strongly to being sent down to dinner with my wife's milliner. Never could stand Lady
Caversham's bonnets.
MABEL CHILTERN. Oh, I love London Society! I think it has immensely improved. It
is entirely composed now of beautiful idiots and brilliant lunatics. Just what Society
should be.
LORD CAVERSHAM. Hum! Which is Goring? Beautiful idiot, or the other thing?
MABEL CHILTERN. [Gravely.] I have been obliged for the present to put Lord Goring
into a class quite by himself. But he is developing charmingly!
LORD CAVERSHAM. Into what?
MABEL CHILTERN. [With a little curtsey.] I hope to let you know very soon, Lord
Caversham!
MASON. [Announcing guests.] Lady Markby. Mrs. Cheveley.
[Enter LADY MARKBY and MRS. CHEVELEY. LADY MARKBY is a pleasant,
kindly, popular woman, with gray hair e la marquise and good lace. MRS. CHEVELEY,
who accompanies her, is tall and rather slight. Lips very thin and highly-coloured, a line
of scarlet on a pallid face. Venetian red hair, aquiline nose, and long throat. Rouge
accentuates the natural paleness of her complexion. Gray-green eyes that move restlessly.
She is in heliotrope, with diamonds. She looks rather like an orchid, and makes great
demands on one's curiosity. In all her movements she is extremely graceful. A work of art,
on the whole, but showing the influence of too many schools.]
LADY MARKBY. Good evening, dear Gertrude! So kind of you to let me bring my
friend, Mrs. Cheveley. Two such charming women should know each other!
LADY CHILTERN. [Advances towards MRS. CHEVELEY with a sweet smile. Then
suddenly stops, and bows rather distantly.] I think Mrs. Cheveley and I have met before. I
did not know she had married a second time.
LADY MARKBY. [Genially.] Ah, nowadays people marry as often as they can, don't
they? It is most fashionable. [To DUCHESS OF MARYBOROUGH.] Dear Duchess, and
how is the Duke? Brain still weak, I suppose? Well, that is only to be expected, is it not?
His good father was just the same. There is nothing like race, is there?
MRS. CHEVELEY. [Playing with her fan.] But have we really met before, Lady Chiltern?
I can't remember where. I have been out of England for so long.
LADY CHILTERN. We were at school together, Mrs. Cheveley.

MRS. CHEVELEY [Superciliously.] Indeed? I have forgotten all about my schooldays. I
have a vague impression that they were detestable.
LADY CHILTERN. [Coldly.] I am not surprised!
MRS. CHEVELEY. [In her sweetest manner.] Do you know, I am quite looking forward
to meeting your clever husband, Lady Chiltern. Since he has been at the Foreign Office,
he has been so much talked of in Vienna. They actually succeed in spelling his name
right in the newspapers. That in itself is fame, on the continent.
LADY CHILTERN. I hardly think there will be much in common between you and my
husband, Mrs. Cheveley! [Moves away.]
VICOMTE DE NANJAC. Ah! chere Madame, queue surprise! I have not seen you since
Berlin!
MRS. CHEVELEY. Not since Berlin, Vicomte. Five years ago!
VICOMTE DE NANJAC. And you are younger and more beautiful than ever. How do
you manage it?
MRS. CHEVELEY. By making it a rule only to talk to perfectly charming people like
yourself.
VICOMTE DE NANJAC. Ah! you flatter me. You butter me, as they say here.
MRS. CHEVELEY. Do they say that here? How dreadful of them!
VICOMTE DE NANJAC. Yes, they have a wonderful language. It should be more
widely known.
[SIR ROBERT CHILTERN enters. A man of forty, but looking somewhat younger.
Clean-shaven, with finely-cut features, dark-haired and dark-eyed. A personality of mark.
Not popular - few personalities are. But intensely admired by the few, and deeply
respected by the many. The note of his manner is that of perfect distinction, with a slight
touch of pride. One feels that he is conscious of the success he has made in life. A
nervous temperament, with a tired look. The firmly-chiselled mouth and chin contrast
strikingly with the romantic expression in the deep-set eyes. The variance is suggestive of
an almost complete separation of passion and intellect, as though thought and emotion
were each isolated in its own sphere through