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us. I am going
to show him my Shanghai rooster."
I thanked her, and gladly let him help me down. I wasn't going to desert
the poor fellow when Mrs.

Gunning was dealing with him; and, besides, I wanted to see that
rooster myself. We heard such stories of the way she kept her chickens
and labored over all the domestic animals she gathered around herself
at the fort.
[Illustration: The Quarters 182]
By ascending a steep bank on which the western block-house stands,
you know you can look down into the drill-ground--that wide meadow
behind the fort, with quarters at the back. Mrs. Gunning had an
enclosure built outside the wall for her chickens; and there they were,
walking about, scratching the ground, and diverting themselves as well
as they could in their clothes. She had a shed at one end of the
enclosure, and all the hens, walking about or sitting on nests, wore
hoods! Holes were made for their eyes but none for their beaks, and the
eyelets seemed to magnify so that they looked wrathy as they stretched
their necks and quavered in those bags. Captain Markley and I both
burst out laughing, but Mrs. Gunning explained it all seriously.
"They eat their eggs," says she; "so I tie hoods on them until I have
collected the eggs for the day."
I remember some were clawing their head-gear, trying alternate feet,
and two determined hens were trying to peck each other free. But they
wore generally resigned, and we might have grown so after the first
minute, if it hadn't been for the rooster.
Captain Markley roared, and I leaned against the lower part of the
block-house and held my sides. That long-legged, awkward,
high-stepping Shanghai cock was dressed like a man in a suit of
clothes--all but a hat. His coat-sleeves extended over his wings, and
when he flapped them to crow, and stuck his claws out of his
trousers-legs, I wept tears on my handkerchief. Mrs. Gunning talked
straight ahead without paying any attention to our laughter. If it ever
had been funny to her it had ceased to be so. She had not brought
Captain Markley there to amuse him.
"Look at that Shanghai rooster now," says she. "I brought him up from

the South. I put him among the hens and they picked all his feathers off.
He was as bare, captain, as your hand. He was literally hen-pecked.
First one would step up to him and pull out a feather; then another; and
he, poor fool, did nothing but cower against the fence. It never seemed
to enter his brain-pan he could put a stop to the torture. There he was,
without a feather to cover himself with, and the cool autumn nights
coming on. So I took some gray cloth and made him these clothes. He
would have been picked to the bone if I hadn't. But they put spunk into
him. That Shanghai rooster has found out he has to assert himself,
captain, and he does assert himself."
I saw Captain Markley turn red, and I knew he wished the sentinel
wasn't standing guard a few feet away in front of that block-house.
She might have let him alone after she had given him that thrust, and
gone on to her house, and said good-bye in the usual way. But just as
he was helping me down it happened that Juliana and Dr. Mc-Curdy
appeared through the rear sally-port, which they must have reached by
skirting the wall instead of crossing the drill-field. As soon as Mrs.
Gunning saw them she stiffened, and clubbed her umbrella at Captain
Markley again. He couldn't get away, so he stood his ground.
"See that creature begin to curvet and roll her eyes!" says Mrs. Gunning.
"If the parade-ground were full of men I think she would prance over
the parapet. At my age she may have some sense and feeling. But I
would be glad to see her in the hands of a man who knew how to assert
himself."
"May I ask," says Captain Markley, "what you mean by a man's
asserting himself, Mrs. Gunning?"
She made such a pounce at him with the parasol that her waist began to
rip in the back.
"My dear boy, I am a full-blooded Briton, and Juliana is what you may
call an English half-breed. In the bottom of our hearts we have a
hankering for monarchy. The lion, who permits nobody else to poach
on his preserves, is our symbol. While the vexatious child and I are not

at all alike in other things, I know she admires as much as I do a man
who asserts himself."
Though it was said Juliana Gunning could not hear thunder, she
generally understood her aunt's voice, and could