The Thirteenth Chair

The Thirteenth Chair, by Bayard
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Title: The Thirteenth Chair
Author: Bayard Veiller
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THE THIRTEENTH CHAIR
A Play in Three Acts

by
BAYARD VEILLER
London, Samuel French, Ltd.
1922

All applications for a licence to perform this play, either by
professional or amateur companies, must be made to--
Messrs. Samuel French, Ltd., 26 Southampton Street, Strand, London,
W.C.2,
or their authorized representatives.
The fee for the representation by amateurs is Five Guineas.
In the event of more than one performance being given by amateurs,
the fee for each and every representation subsequent to the first is Four
Guineas. This reduction only applies when the performances are
consecutive (evening following evening, or evening following matinée)
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Made and Printed in Great Britain by Butler & Tanner Ltd., Frome and
London.

THE THIRTEENTH CHAIR
Produced at The Duke of York's Theatre, London, on October the 16th,
1917, with the following cast of characters:--
ROSCOE CROSBY Mr. Charles Rock WILLIAM CROSBY Mr.
Lionel Belcher EDWARD WALES Mr. Yorke Stephens BRADDISH
TRENT Mr. Dennis Wyndham HOWARD STANDISH Mr Vane
Sutton-Vane PHILIP MASON Mr. Arthur Finn POLLOCK Mr Charles
Bishop INSPECTOR DONOHUE Mr. James Carew SERGEANT
DUNN Mr. Frank Harris DOOLAN Mr. Denham Charles HELEN
O'NEILL Miss Hilda Bayley MRS. CROSBY Miss Dorothy Hammon
MARY EASTWOOD Miss Margaret Moffat HELEN TRENT Miss
Ethel Carrington ELIZABETH ERSKINE Miss Grace Darby GRACE
STANDISH Miss Gladys Maude MME. ROSALIE LA GRANGE Mrs.
Patrick Campbell
The scene throughout the play is the Italian Room in Roscoe Crosby's
House, New York. The time is evening. The second act takes place ten
minutes later than the first and the third act half an hour later than the
second.

[Illustration]

THE THIRTEENTH CHAIR
ACT I
The SCENE is the Italian Room in ROSCOE CROSBY'S Home in New
York. It is a handsome room. A plan of the setting will be found at the
end of the play. As the curtain rises Miss HELEN O'NEILL and

WILLIAM CROSBY are discovered standing R.C. They are in each
other's arms, and the rising curtain discloses them as they kiss. The
window blinds are drawn.
HELEN. I love you so.
WILLIAM. You are the most wonderful thing in all the world.
(She gives a little laugh and moves away from him a step right.)
HELEN. I can't believe it.
WILLIAM. That I love you?
HELEN. Oh, no, I'm sure of that.
WILLIAM. If there's any doubt in your mind, I'll prove it again.
HELEN. They'll see us. (He takes her in his arms again and kisses her.
She laughs happily. And then turning a little stands with her cheek
pressed against his.) Oh, my dear, my dear!
(MRS. CROSBY, a fashionably dressed and extremely attractive
woman, enters from door down L. She closes the door. She stops for a
moment and watches the lovers and then with a little laugh comes
toward them. MRS. CROSBY is fifty-five and looks ten years younger.
She has charm, beauty and kindliness.)
MRS. CROSBY (coming to C. a step). Don't move, you look so
comfortable! (They separate quickly.) Well, are you happy? (To R.C.)
WILLIAM. Oh, mother!
HELEN. Happy!
(MRS. CROSBY crosses to HELEN, pats her hand and stands between
WILLIAM and HELEN R.C.)
WILLIAM. Shall we tell 'em all?

MRS. CROSBY. Tell them? (She laughs.) What do you think they are?
Blind and deaf? It's been a perfectly wonderful dinner. You were so
blind to everything but each other. Oh, Billy, I thought your father
would have a fit.
HELEN. I thought he had an awful cold, he was coughing terribly.
MRS. CROSBY. Coughing? He nearly choked to keep from laughing. I
told him I'd send him from the table if he laughed at you.
WILLIAM. Why you never spoke