The Rubaiyat of Ohow Dryyam

J.L. Duff
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Title: The Rubaiyat of Ohow Dryyam
With Apologies to Omar
Author: J. L. Duff
Illustrator: Benjamin Franklin
Release Date: November 5, 2007 [EBook #23338]
Language: English
Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1
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[Illustration: The Rubiyt of Ohow Dryym]
Illustrated by Benj. Franklin?[not of Philadelphia]
_Copyrighted_ 1922?_by_ LEEDON PUBLISHING COMPANY
LEEDON PUBLISHING COMPANY?405 FLOOD BUILDING?SAN FRANCISCO
THE?RUBAIYAT?OF?OHOW DRYYAM
By J. L. DUFF
_With Apologies to_
OMAR
[Illustration]
_Illustrated by_
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN?[_Not of Philadelphia_]
_The Rubaiyat of Ohow Dryyam_
I
Wail! for the Law has scattered into flight?Those Drinks that were our sometime dear Delight;?And still the Morals-tinkers plot and plan?New, sterner, stricter Statutes to indite.
II
After the phantom of our Freedom died?Methought a Voice within the Tavern cried:?"Drink coffee, Lads, for that is all that's left?Since our Land of the Free is washed--and dried."
[Illustration:
_And still the Morals-tinkers plot and plan?New, sterner, stricter Statutes to indite._]
III
The Haigs indeed are gone, and on the Nose?That bourgeoned once with color of the rose?A deathly Pallor sits, while down the lane?Where once strode Johnny Walker--Water goes.
IV
Come, fill the Cup, and in the Coffee-house?We'll learn a new and temperate Carouse--?The Bird of Time flies with a steadier wing?But roosts with sleepless Eye--a Coffee Souse!
V
Each morn a thousand Recipes, you say--?Yes, but where match the beer of Yesterday??And those Spring Months that used to bring the Bock?Seem very long ago and far away.
[Illustration:
_The Bird of Time flies with a steadier wing?But roosts with sleepless Eye--a Coffee Souse!_]
VI
A Book of Blue Laws underneath the Bough,?A pot of Tea, a piece of Toast,--and Thou?Beside me sighing in the Wilderness--?Wilderness? It's Desert, Sister, now.
VII
Some for a Sunday without Taint, and Some?Sigh for Inebriate Paradise to come,?While Moonshine takes the Cash (no Credit goes)?And real old Stuff demands a Premium.
[Illustration:
_A Book of Blue Laws underneath the Bough,?A pot of Tea, a piece of Toast,--and Thou ..._]
VIII
The Scanty Stock we set our hearts upon?Still dwindles and declines until anon,?Like Snow upon the Desert's dusty Face,?It lights us for an hour and then--is gone.
IX
Ah, my Beloved, fill the Cup that clears?TODAY of past Regrets and future Fears--?Tomorrow!--Why, Tomorrow I may be?In Canada or Scotland or Algiers!
X
Yes, make the most of what we still may spend;?The last Drop's lingering Taste may yet transcend?Anticipation's Bliss--though we are left?Sans Wine, Sans Song, Sans Singer, and--Sans End.
[Illustration:
_The Scanty Stock we set our hearts upon ..._]
XI
Alike for those who for the Drouth prepared?And those who, like myself, more poorly fared,?Fond Memory weaves Roseate Shrouds to dress?Departed Spirits we have loved--and shared.
XII
Myself when young did eagerly frequent?The gilded Bar, and all my Lucre spent?For bottled Joyousness, but evermore?Came out less steadily than in I went.
XIII
The legal Finger writes; and having writ,?Moves on--and neither Thirst nor Wit?Has lured it back to cancel half a line?To give a Man excuse for being lit.
[Illustration:
_Myself when young did eagerly frequent?The gilded Bar ..._]
XIV
And Bill the Bootlegger--the Infidel!--?When He takes my last Cent for just a Smell?Of Hooch, I wonder what Bootleggers buy?One half so precious as the Stuff they sell.
XV
Oh Bill, Who dost with White Mule and with Gin?Beset the Road I am to Wander in,?If I am garnered of the Law, wilt Thou,?All piously, Impute my Fall to Sin?
[Illustration:
_And Bill the Bootlegger--the Infidel!--_]
XVI
Yon rising Moon that looks for us again--?How oft hereafter will she wax and wane;?But, Oh, how oft before we have beheld?_Six_ Moons arise--who now seek _Two_ in vain.
XVII
And when Thyself at last shall come to trip?Down that dim Dock where Charon loads his Ship,?I'll meet Thee on the other Wharf if Thou?Wilt promise to have Something on thy Hip.
[Illustration:
_But, Oh, how oft before we have beheld?Six Moons arise ..._]
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