The Girl on the Boat

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

Girl on the Boat, by Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

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Title: The Girl on the Boat
Author: Pelham Grenville Wodehouse
Release Date: March 1, 2007 [EBook #20717]
Language: English
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THE GIRL ON THE BOAT
BY
P. G. WODEHOUSE
HERBERT JENKINS LIMITED 3 YORK STREET LONDON S.W.1
[Illustration: A HERBERT JENKINS BOOK]
Tenth printing, completing 95,781 copies
Printed in Great Britain by Butler & Tanner Ltd., Frome and London

WHAT THIS STORY IS ABOUT
It was Sam Marlowe's fate to fall in love with a girl on the R.M.S. "Atlantic" (New York to Southampton) who had ideals. She was looking for a man just like Sir Galahad, and refused to be put off with any inferior substitute. A lucky accident on the first day of the voyage placed Sam for the moment in the Galahad class, but he could not stay the pace.
He follows Billie Bennett "around," scheming, blundering and hoping, so does the parrot faced young man Bream Mortimer, Sam's rival.
There is a somewhat hectic series of events at Windles, a country house in Hampshire, where Billie's ideals still block the way and Sam comes on in spite of everything.
Then comes the moment when Billie.... It is a Wodehouse novel in every sense of the term.

ONE MOMENT!
Before my friend Mr. Jenkins--wait a minute, Herbert--before my friend Mr. Jenkins formally throws this book open to the public, I should like to say a few words. You, sir, and you, and you at the back, if you will kindly restrain your impatience.... There is no need to jostle. There will be copies for all. Thank you. I shall not detain you long.
I wish to clear myself of a possible charge of plagiarism. You smile. Ah! but you don't know. You don't realise how careful even a splendid fellow like myself has to be. You wouldn't have me go down to posterity as Pelham the Pincher, would you? No! Very well, then. By the time this volume is in the hands of the customers, everybody will, of course, have read Mr. J. Storer Clouston's "The Lunatic at Large Again." (Those who are chumps enough to miss it deserve no consideration.) Well, both the hero of "The Lunatic" and my "Sam Marlowe" try to get out of a tight corner by hiding in a suit of armour in the hall of a country-house. Looks fishy, yes? And yet I call on Heaven to witness that I am innocent, innocent. And, if the word of Northumberland Avenue Wodehouse is not sufficient, let me point out that this story and Mr. Clouston's appeared simultaneously in serial form in their respective magazines. This proves, I think, that at these cross-roads, at any rate, there has been no dirty work. All right, Herb., you can let 'em in now.
P. G. WODEHOUSE. Constitutional Club, Northumberland Avenue.

CONTENTS
CHAPTER PAGE
I. A DISTURBING MORNING 11
II. GALLANT RESCUE BY WELL-DRESSED YOUNG MAN 27
III. SAM PAVES THE WAY 56
IV. SAM CLICKS 69
V. PERSECUTION OF EUSTACE 95
VI. SCENE AT A SHIP'S CONCERT 104
VII. SUNDERED HEARTS 111
VIII. SIR MALLABY OFFERS A SUGGESTION 126
IX. ROUGH WORK AT A DINNER TABLE 144
X. TROUBLE AT WINDLES 159
XI. MR. BENNETT HAS A BAD NIGHT 180
XII. THE LURID PAST OF JOHN PETERS 193
XIII. SHOCKS ALL ROUND 207
XIV. STRONG REMARKS BY A FATHER 217
XV. DRAMA AT A COUNTRY HOUSE 227
XVI. WEBSTER, FRIEND IN NEED 242
XVII. A CROWDED NIGHT 257

THE GIRL ON THE BOAT
CHAPTER I
A DISTURBING MORNING
Through the curtained windows of the furnished flat which Mrs. Horace Hignett had rented for her stay in New York, rays of golden sunlight peeped in like the foremost spies of some advancing army. It was a fine summer morning. The hands of the Dutch clock in the hall pointed to thirteen minutes past nine; those of the ormolu clock in the sitting-room to eleven minutes past ten; those of the carriage clock on the bookshelf to fourteen minutes to six. In other words, it was exactly eight; and Mrs. Hignett acknowledged the fact by moving her head on the pillow, opening her eyes, and sitting up in bed. She always woke at eight precisely.
Was this Mrs. Hignett the Mrs. Hignett, the world-famous writer on Theosophy, the author of "The Spreading Light," "What of the Morrow," and all the rest of that well-known series? I'm glad you asked me. Yes, she was. She had come over to America on a lecturing tour.
About this time there was a good deal of suffering in the
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