Red Saunders Pets and Other Critters

Henry Wallace Phillips
Red Saunders' Pets and Other
Critters, by

Henry Wallace Phillips This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere
at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it,
give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg
License included with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
Title: Red Saunders' Pets and Other Critters
Author: Henry Wallace Phillips
Release Date: September 13, 2006 [EBook #19265]
Language: English
Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1
*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK RED
SAUNDERS' PETS AND OTHER ***

Produced by Al Haines

[Frontispiece: He was a lovely pet (missing from book)]

Red Saunders' Pets

And Other Critters
By
Henry Wallace Phillips

Author of
Red Saunders and Mr. Scraggs

Illustrated

New York
McClure, Phillips & Co.
Mcmvi

Copyright, 1906, by
McCLURE, PHILLIPS & CO.
Published, May, 1906
Second Impression

Copyright, 1902, 1903, 1904, 1905, by The S. S. McClure Company
Copyright, 1902, by The Success Company
Copyright, 1905, by P. F. Collier & Son

CONTENTS
THE PETS
OSCAR'S CHANCE, PER CHARLEY
BILLY THE BUCK
THE DEMON IN THE CANON
THE LITTLE BEAR WHO GREW
IN THE ABSENCE OF RULES
FOR SALE, THE GOLDEN QUEEN
WHERE THE HORSE IS FATE
AGAMEMNON AND THE FALL OF TROY
A TOUCH OF NATURE

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
HE WAS A LOVELY PET . . . . . . Frontispiece (missing from book)
WE NEAR LOST TWO PETS
"I WISHT SOMEBODY'D TELEGRAPH THAT SON-OF-A-GUN
FOR ME"
BOB 'UD HOP HIM
HIS STYLE OF RIDING ATTRACTED ATTENTION
SEARCHING HIS SOUL FOR SOUNDS TO TELL HOW SCART

HE WAS
GET OFF'N ME!
THE AFFAIR WAS AT PRESENT IN THE FORMAL STATE
"A WISE AND SUBTLE PIECE OF STRATEGY"
"AN ACCOUNT OF MY ADVENTURES"
"'HERE'S--YOUR--DEER--KID,' HE GASPED."
"JIMMY-HIT-THE-BOTTLE"
THE PUNCHERS TO THE RESCUE
"HY" SMITH
HE'D COME AROUND WITH HIS PLANS AND SPECIFICATIONS
TWICE A DAY
MIGUEL COULD RUN WHEN HE PUT HIS MIND TO IT
"CLEAN WAS NO NAME FOR HIS PERSONAL APPEARANCE"
"UP GETS FOXY WITH A SHRIEK AND GALLOPS AROUND
THE HOUSE"
"OLD WINDY USED TO TALK TO THE PIG AS THOUGH
THEY'D BEEN RAISED TOGETHER"
"HE'D HUMP UP HIS BACK . . . AND RUB AGAINST YOUR
LEGS"
"NO. DIDN'T WANT FOOD. HEART WAS BROKE"
"'HUNGH!' SAYS HE, AND BLINKED HIS EYES SHUT"
"THE DOCTOR GOES SAILING INTO THE DRINK"

"A HA HA! CUT IN TWO IN THE MIDDLE"
"THAT WOOLLY, BLAATIN' FOOL OF A SHEEP"
"CHASES HIMSELF OFF TO THE SKY-LINE FOR ANOTHER
TRY"
"THE DURNED RAM WAS PRANCIN' AWAY"
"HE WAS KNOCKED GALLEY-WEST"
"THAT PIG LOOKED UP AND SMILED"
"AND HOLLER! I WISHT YOU COULD HAVE HEARD THAT
PIG"
"DONE. EVERLASTINGLY DONE"
THROUGH THE GLASS I GOT A BETTER VIEW OF THE POOR
DEVIL ABOUT TO BE STRUNG
WE CALLED TO HIM TO HALT, AND HE STOPPED, KIND OF
GRINNED AT US AND SAYS: "HELLO!"
YES, SIR; THERE HE SAT, AND HE WAS KNITTIN' A PAIR OF
SOCKS!
TWENTY-FIVE FOOT OF A DROP, CLEAR, TO
ICE-WATER--WOW!
"WHOOP HER UP, COLIN!" I HOLLERS

Red Saunders' Pets And Other Critters
The Pets
"Of all the worlds I ever broke into, this one's the most curious," said
Red. "And one of the curiousest things in it is that I think it's queer.

Why should I, now? What put it into our heads that affairs ought to go
so and so and so, when they never do anything of the sort? Take any
book you read, or any story a man tells you: it runs along about how Mr.
Smith made up his mind to do this or that, and proceeded to do it. And
that never happened. What Mr. Smith calls making up his mind is
nothing more nor less than Mr. Smith's dodging to cover under pressure
of circumstances. That's straight. Old Lady Luck comes for Mr. Smith's
mind, swinging both hands; she gives it a stem-winder on the ear; lams
it for keeps on the smeller; chugs it one in the short ribs, drives right
and left into its stummick, and Mr. Smith's mind breaks for cover; then
Mr. Smith tells his wife that--he's made up his mind--He, mind you.
Wouldn't that stun you?
"Some people would say, 'Mr. Sett and Mr. Burton made up their minds
to start the Big Bend Ranch.' All right; perhaps they did, but let me give
you an inside view of the factory.
"First off, Billy Quinn, Wind-River Smith, and me were putting up hay
at the lake beds. It was a God-forsaken, lonesome job, to say the best of
it, and we took to collecting pets, to make it seem a little more like
home.
"Billy shot a hawk, breaking its wing. That was the first in the
collection. He was a lovely pet. When you gave him a
Continue reading on your phone by scaning this QR Code

 / 57
Tip: The current page has been bookmarked automatically. If you wish to continue reading later, just open the Dertz Homepage, and click on the 'continue reading' link at the bottom of the page.